Good Morning troops! Good Morning everyone! I got all the materials for next year's course selection today. Then I got the stuff for my History term paper (I had just started on the Enlish one yesterday, so maybe it's this assign one, get one free kind of deal). My English teacher was also nice enough to hand me the guidelines for an essay due in a week (I was supposed to get it last week but for some reason I didn't). I was going to spend this coming weekend catching up in Science (one more chapter to go and I'm all caught up), but now I'll be spending it writing that essay which I could have written this past weekend had I known about it. ARGH! So, all English and school troubles and concerns aside, here is today's humor attempt!
A young man comes home and says "Dad, I just got my driver's license and would like to use the family car."
Father replies, "O.K., son. But, first, you have to get good grades in school, keep your room clean, make the yard is neat, and cut your hair. Come back in a few months and then we'll see."
Well, several months pass and the young man comes into the house with his report card in his hand. "Dad, I got great marks on my report card. I've been keeping my room as neat as a pin, and the yard is always ship-shape. How about letting me use the car?"
Father replies, "That's all true, but son you didn't cut your hair."
Son says, "But, dad, Jesus had long hair."
Father replies, "Yes, son, you're perfectly right. And he walked everywhere he went."
Good luck on the essays.
That was a good one:)
LOL!!!
Good evening, minor. ((HUGS)) Sounds like you are doing a very good job of getting caught up on your school assignments. Good girl. Thanks for today's humor attempt.