[sarasmom]

Don't do that!
You and me, why we are living history!
We have a responsibility to provide cover for the media!

I expect any day now to be required to notify the AP and some reporter named Gregory, immediately, of all my uncomfortable bowel movements.

[Billthedrill]

Yeah, I know. And to think I never thought I'd see the day when operations and bowel movements were common topics of conversation. Consarned kids these days don't even remember the Austro-Hungarian Empire...