that... would be... trippy.
imagine... the thtone columnth thymbolizing Thatan would be given, ah, "helmetth" for the day, and festives would hurl, ah, water at them... and the kaaba would shed its usual drab cothtume for rainbow drapery... and only lethbians would orally gratify the black thtone it its thilver, um, canoe... whereas a new, ah, horn would be added to the oppothite corner upon which the fabulouth male thelebrants will lavish their adorations...
somebody stop me.
puh-lease.
ROFLAMO!!
That is some of the funniest stuff that I have read in a long time. I could see the "dudes" from the Queer Eye programme launching a spinoff - Queer Eye for the Moslem Guy. They could consult on fabulous new robes for home and work and how to decorate for Ramadan.
Thay. You have a cute lisp.
You give great Helmet!