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China: We invented golf
News.com.au ^ | February 14, 2006 | correspondents in Hong Kong

Posted on 02/14/2006 2:47:47 PM PST by Willie Green

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1 posted on 02/14/2006 2:47:47 PM PST by Willie Green
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To: Willie Green

'Ping' golf club joke to be inserted later


2 posted on 02/14/2006 2:48:27 PM PST by pikachu (I must be be built upside down -- my nose runs and my feet smell!)
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To: Willie Green

Interesting. Next we will find out that the Aztecs invented roller derby.


3 posted on 02/14/2006 2:49:51 PM PST by dinoparty
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To: Willie Green

Somehow I don't think they'll take credit for curling.


4 posted on 02/14/2006 2:50:39 PM PST by mainepatsfan
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To: Willie Green

They could use the same argument to claim they invented baseball, hockey, croquet, lacrosse, cricket..........


5 posted on 02/14/2006 2:50:58 PM PST by spinestein (All journalists today are paid advocates for someone's agenda.)
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To: Willie Green
China invented soccer too. See those old paintings of people kicking rocks around
6 posted on 02/14/2006 2:51:13 PM PST by 4rcane
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To: Willie Green

So what's their handicap?


7 posted on 02/14/2006 2:51:33 PM PST by SmithL (Sarchasm: The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the person who doesn't get it.)
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To: Willie Green

Man, there are going to be some very mad Scots when they read this.


8 posted on 02/14/2006 2:51:48 PM PST by fedupjohn (If we try to fight the war on terror with eyes shut + ears packed with wax, innocent people will die)
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To: SmithL

Delusions of grandeur.


9 posted on 02/14/2006 2:52:21 PM PST by Salamander (Cursed With Second Sight)
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To: Willie Green

They also invented hot-dogs....


10 posted on 02/14/2006 2:52:26 PM PST by The_Republican
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To: Willie Green

America: We invented Chinese food.


11 posted on 02/14/2006 2:52:31 PM PST by Darkwolf377 (An agnostic for religious freedom, not Islamofascistic multiculti PC secularism)
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To: SmithL
So what's their handicap?

A six hundred letter alphabet, and a small over population issue.

12 posted on 02/14/2006 2:52:42 PM PST by Tennessee_Bob ("Those who "abjure" violence can only do so because others are committing violence on their behalf.")
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To: Willie Green

They didn't get the credit because nobody knew what the hell "garf" was.


13 posted on 02/14/2006 2:53:12 PM PST by dead (I've got my eye out for Mullah Omar.)
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China: We invented golf

That's nothing I invented the Chinese inferiority complex.

One billion infected and counting.

14 posted on 02/14/2006 2:54:02 PM PST by Harmless Teddy Bear (Have you hugged your accountant today?)
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To: dead

LOL, watch out ol somebody wirr carr you a lacist.


15 posted on 02/14/2006 2:54:39 PM PST by dinoparty
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To: Willie Green

They won't admit they invented soccor. Oh, God no.


16 posted on 02/14/2006 2:55:02 PM PST by jwh_Denver (Bode would win gold if he was drunk and maybe stoned.)
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To: dead

LOL!!!!!!!


17 posted on 02/14/2006 2:55:50 PM PST by ConservativeMan55 (DON'T FIRE UNTIL YOU SEE THE WHITES OF THE CURTAINS THEY ARE WEARING ON THEIR HEADS !)
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To: Willie Green

Chinese authorities claim they have found ancient paintings depicting the fabrication of ancient paintings that depict great cultural achievements of the West, before the West invented them. The officials say "do you know what this means? It means that the art of taking credit for other's work was invented in China, not in France as previously believed. This news forces a reevaluation of China's place in the world."


18 posted on 02/14/2006 2:55:58 PM PST by Cyclopean Squid (History is a work in progress)
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To: dead


BWHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA, dude, that's classic.


19 posted on 02/14/2006 2:56:08 PM PST by in hoc signo vinces ("Houston, TX...a waiting quagmire for jihadis. American gals are worth fighting for!")
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To: Willie Green

Tiger Woods is the world's best golfer and he is Asian


20 posted on 02/14/2006 2:56:11 PM PST by ansel12
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