[American in Israel]

Geez, you'd think these people's skin would be thicker due to all the calluses from praying 5 times a day.

Praying?

Ahhh, I thought they were required to moon the moon god 5 times a day.

[American in Israel]

Brings to mind creative thoughts about a Muslim Church Choir.

[OldArmy52]

Geez, what if a bunch of these prayer warriors have chronic, uncontrollable flatuance? All those praying head to toe....air quality could plug depending on diet and ability to digest.

[Nathan Zachary]

The god of Islam is Satan, which is why they pray downwards.

For a joke, someone should set up a free halal baked bean (super hot spiced) pot outside of the mosk BEFORE prayer time.

Then remind them of the hadith:

Bukhari:V1B4N139 “I asked Allah’s Apostle about a person who imagined they passed wind during prayer. He replied: ‘He should not leave his prayer unless he hears sound or smells something.’”

[sure_fine]

now why do you suppose they want to put their faces so close to the two most smelly ends of each other, 5 times a day... now dar is sumptin rong wid dat