Skip to comments.Why I don’t take feminists seriously, Part V
Posted on 01/31/2006 4:47:14 AM PST by beaureguard
This woman named Lavender keeps writing me 1000-word hate males to remind me that she cant take anything I say seriously. She did it after Parts I, II, III, and IV of this series. I guess Lavender will just keep writing until shes blue in the face. As for me, Im just tickled pink. In her last letter, Lavender said that my series on feminism just proves that I hate women. That brings me to my next point about feminism.
15. Feminists cant understand the difference between anti-feminism and sexism.
If men were the only ones opposed to feminism, Lavender might have a point. But feminists must surely be aware of data indicating that, among adult females, non-feminists outnumber feminists by a ratio of three to one. And that is unlikely to change in the favor of feminists for two reasons: a) feminists are becoming increasingly irrelevant in the 21st century, and b) feminists keep killing their babies at a higher rate than non-feminists.
16. The four most common words a feminist uses are I, me, my, and mine.
I really get tired of hearing these four words from feminists. I feel this or I feel that. Keep your laws off MY body. Its MY body, MY choice. Feminists are the only people in society who actually use these four words more in adulthood than they did when they were two years old.
It is especially irritating when they say that the man should have no right to be involved in the decision to abort. They remind us that a mans opinion is irrelevant by simply repeating the phrase Its MY body. But should that logic apply when the aborted baby is a male? What happens after the abortion is performed, and one looks into the bucket and sees a little penis? Whose penis is it? Is it the womans penis?
17. Feminists positions on abortion and capital punishment cannot be reconciled.
As Ive mention before, feminists often support the decision to abort a fetus - even though they admit that they dont know whether it is a person. They will admit that it eventually becomes a person with rights. But now that partial birth abortion is becoming more defensible in the minds of feminists, it is hard to tell when they think personhood begins. I can hardly pin a feminist down on this issue. All I know is that it can count on feminist support after it commits its first murder.
18. Feminists husbands are even more irritating than feminists.
In an earlier installment, I mentioned a free speech debate on my campus. A bunch of men debated a point for several days. When they were done, a campus feminist coalition issued a joint statement of their collective opinion.
But there is a part of the story I omitted. After the feminists issued their statement, the husband of the head feminist issued his individual opinion on the matter, which happened to reflect complete agreement with his wife. This spineless sissy was afraid to express his opinion until after he knew what his feminist wife thought or, more accurately, felt.
Or maybe Im wrong. Perhaps he just thought that a little more a** kissing would make him different than all the other men his feminist wife had previously divorced. What a pansy.
But hes not the biggest pansy Ive ever seen. That award goes to a guy whose feminist wife was rumored to be sleeping with one of my colleagues. After he got a few drinks under his belt one night, he told me that he didnt mind if his wife was having an affair that their friendship was strong enough to endure it. How liberating. Hes going to support her through thick and thin - even if another man is hiding his hoo-hoo dilly in her cha-cha.
I know I said it just a minute ago but its worth repeating. What a pansy.
19. Feminists cant face the reality of gender-ocide.
Its bad enough that feminists are silent on the issue of minority over-representation in abortion clinics. But their heartlessness is compounded by the fact that they seldom discuss the fact that more girls are aborted worldwide than boys. There is no question that this is the case. The only question is exactly how many more million girls are aborted per year.
And so they leave it to the anti-feminists to ask the hard questions, to combat sexism, and to combat what some now call gender-ocide.
But, I guess the feminists have more important things to think about. Theyre really upset about Part V of my series. And theyre wondering what can be done to stop Part VI.
"the husband of the head feminist issued his individual opinion on the matter, which happened to reflect complete agreement with his wife."
Ten bucks says she makes him fetch his own beer (more likely chablis) after cleaning the gutters (like he even owns a ladder!), and a rare steak never came off his grill (because he probably thinks grilling is for the underclasses).
Someone have links to Parts I-IV?
You left out the best part of the article, which was about how a feminist's husband said after a few drinks that he was "OK" with his wife cheating on him with a friend of the author...and the author calling him a pansy for it!
the femminist's husband probably has to eat tofu. And forget about that beer. It's green tea or mineral water, are on a RARE occasion, a Shirly Temple when his wife is entertaining other feminists, and he's sitting silently in the corner like a good little husband, seen but not heard.
More like a pun. A good one at that.
Go to townhall.com, everything is there.
The friend of the author probably was the author.
It does happen that the boyfriends of liberal women are such pansies that a strong conservative guy can turn her on with his strength of mind.
I posted the whole article.
Deliberate. Read Parts III and IV... hell, read 'em all. Adams is great!
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