Posted on 01/28/2006 8:31:07 PM PST by geekerfx
Hey everyone, this is my coming out notice. I have decided to CHANGE MY GENDER! (We all know from the many great organizations out there that our gender is not fixed! It is FLUID like our constitution. NOW, HRC, ACLU, Planned Parenthood, National Gay and Lesbian Task Force and so many more…)
Hoorah for me!
I am no longer to be considered a monogamous heterosexual male. From this point on, I am to be recognized as a Para-sexual. This is how I perceive my sexual orientation. You will love me and must accept me for whom I truly see myself to be.
What, you never heard of a Para-sexual? No I am not homosexual. No, I am not BI-sexual. Quit trying to limit my freedoms!
I want to have a loving, multidirectional, multifaceted marital relationship with the ones I choose to love.
These are:
We are planning a big happy wedding ceremony; all my best friends will be invited. Bill, Hillary, Ted, Barbara B. You know the crowd. (Great people. Oh that Ted is a kicker at parties when he starts getting juiced up!)
(Excerpt) Read more at alainsnewsletter.com ...
Satire, schmatire. I'll give $10.00 to the FR fund if this poster returns to the thread to defend their POV.
satire http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=satire
1. A literary work in which human vice or folly is attacked through irony, derision, or wit.
2. Irony, sarcasm, or caustic wit used to attack or expose folly, vice, or stupidity.
This is a article making ironic fun at the homosexual movement and their quest to destroy traditional marriage.
This IS NOT A TRUE STORY. Though every comment or argument used is from the homosexual movement.
It is written to make people think, and realize what messing with marriage truly means.
give them your money.
The point of view is leave marriage as it has traditionally been, one man and one woman. Otherwise you end up with a big mess.
may be bad satire, but the point is still valid. Marriage should be left alone.
Para-sexual! LOL
thanks for the welcome. yeah everyone (except the looney left) knows that DNA does not change just because some one decides they want to wear a dress or even have surgery.
The left sure hates it when little things like science enter their debate.
I was thinking of going para-sexing this weekend, if wind conditions were right.
LOL! You guys crack me up! :^D
From your profile page: Here is a link to my mother's website...she crochets afghans
Isn't that why they took crochet needles away from plane passengers? (I know, old joke!)
Something I can agree with. Thanks for your input.
Anythhing else you'd like to add to your first thread here at FR?
Yea, what's up that?! TransSpecies discrimination already becoming evident...
nope. see ya round the boards.
The most important function of marriage remains as I have stated, despite the efforts of courts through the years to sabotage it.
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