It's a commie plot. They're after our precious bodily fluids I tell ya.
In other news, I've just received via urgent email report that chemtrails have been spotted over Las Vegas:
This is no sh...
Fw: Chemtrails Are Over Las Vegas (part 2)
Sent: Tuesday, January 10, 2006 4:23 PM
Subject: Chemtrails Are Over Las Vegas (part 2)
Chemtrails Are Over Las Vegas (part 2)
http://www.airapparent.ca/library/full_text/chemtrails_lasvegas2.htm
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Awk! What happened to part 1? They left me out again!
Mebbe part 1 was deflected by the ultraviolet rays from yer tinfoil hat???