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Wounded in the Stones, Euthanized by a Merciful Mod
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Posted on 01/14/2006 8:54:41 AM PST by Gobadan
Deuteronomy 21:1
1 He that is wounded in the stones, or hath his privy member cut off, shall not enter into the congregation of the Lord. 2 A bastard shall not enter into the congregation of the Lord; even to his tenth generation shall he not enter into the congregation of the Lord.
TOPICS: Political Humor/Cartoons
KEYWORDS: allyourzotrbelong2us; beebers; bookofbeebers; breastfedbyjanetreno; gobadanhathnostones; scripture; zot; zotemifyougotem; zotmefrombehind; zotmetillimhot; zotmetillipuke; zotofbiblicalportion
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To: Gobadan; timpad; TBarnett34; MeekOneGOP; PetroniDE; Lady Jag; mhking; glock rocks; Darksheare; ...
The Mods struck down the troll and the Kitties rejoiced...
VK Vahalla journies 14:1
Please let me know if you want ON or OFF my Viking Kitty/ZOT ping list!. . . don't be shy.
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posted on
01/14/2006 1:09:10 PM PST
by
darkwing104
(Let's get dangerous)
To: Gobadan
Do you own a Beeber-like device??
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posted on
01/14/2006 1:12:22 PM PST
by
stephenjohnbanker
(Merry Christmas and Happy New Year to all our troops at home and abroad!!)
To: mosquewatch.com
Is there a point to this. Exactly what I was wondering !
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posted on
01/14/2006 1:14:16 PM PST
by
Dustbunny
(Freedom prospers when religion is vibrant and the rule of law under God is acknowledged. The Gipper)
To: Gobadan
zot first ask questions later
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posted on
01/14/2006 1:16:37 PM PST
by
vigilante2
(I'm the proud parent of a soldier)
To: Gobadan
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posted on
01/14/2006 1:18:19 PM PST
by
monocle
To: darkwing104
IATZ. Another troll gone.
To: CholeraJoe
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posted on
01/14/2006 1:19:46 PM PST
by
ASA Vet
(Those who know don't talk, those who talk don't know.)
To: Gobadan
Let me guess, you were made a eunuch, you were fighting someone and his wife kicked your butt, and you're illegitimate?
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posted on
01/14/2006 1:20:16 PM PST
by
Darksheare
(Tagline subverted for nefarious plans of nefariousness.)
To: RGSpincich
f.christian, I presume? Naw, this one was to rational to be f.
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posted on
01/14/2006 1:21:17 PM PST
by
ASA Vet
(Those who know don't talk, those who talk don't know.)
To: Gobadan
To: Admin Moderator; Gobadan; Flyer
“Thou shalt not suffer a troll to live.” "Fear the STICK, mortal!" ~GONPO
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posted on
01/14/2006 1:25:00 PM PST
by
humblegunner
(If you're gonna die, die with your boots on.)
To: Gobadan
Old testament.
We live by the New Testament given to us by the Father-Son-Holy Spirit. Thanking GOD for sending us Jesus.
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posted on
01/14/2006 1:25:46 PM PST
by
Dustbunny
(Freedom prospers when religion is vibrant and the rule of law under God is acknowledged. The Gipper)
To: Gobadan
To: darkwing104
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posted on
01/14/2006 1:28:09 PM PST
by
Lady Jag
( I dreamed I surfed all day in my monthly donor wonder bra [https://secure.freerepublic.com/donate])
To: Admin Moderator
My memory verse for the day.
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posted on
01/14/2006 1:28:21 PM PST
by
Chanticleer
(Courage is not simply one of the virtues, but the form of every virtue at the testing point. Lewis)
To: Gobadan
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posted on
01/14/2006 1:29:20 PM PST
by
Smokin' Joe
(How often God must weep at humans' folly.)
To: Gobadan
I do not understand you, so here is a picture of the actress who played Frida, the bitter commie hack artist:
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posted on
01/14/2006 1:29:35 PM PST
by
Freedom_Fighter_2001
(When money is no object - it's your money they're talking about)
To: Fierce Allegiance
Dood! I had a vasectomy - does this mean I can't go to church?
No, but it dramatically decreases the chance you'll go to court!
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posted on
01/14/2006 1:31:29 PM PST
by
Beckwith
(The liberal press has picked sides ... and they have sided with the Islamofascists)
To: Gobadan
Your Bible reference is wrong. The "stones" verse is found in Duet. Chapter 23, not Chapter 21. But this reference is correct...
"but whosoever shall say, Thou fool, shall be in danger of hell fire." Matthew 5:22
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posted on
01/14/2006 1:32:03 PM PST
by
DocRock
To: Gobadan
"But when the children of Fresno cried unto the OWNER, the OWNER raised them up a deliverer, Admin the son of Mod, a Robinsonite, a man lefthanded: and by him the children of Fresno sent a present unto Gobadan the king of Moron.
"But Admin made him a plunger, of a cubit length; and he did gird it under his raiment upon his right thigh.
"And he brought the present unto Gobadan king of Moron: and Gobadan was a very fat man.
"And when he had made an end to offer the present, he sent away the people that bare the present.
"But he himself turned again from the servers that were by Cisco, and said, I have a secret errand unto thee, O king: who said, Keep silence. And all that stood by him went out from him.
"And Admin came unto him; and he was sitting in a summer parlour, which he had for himself alone. And Admin said, I have a message from God unto thee. And he arose out of his seat.
"And Admin put forth his left hand, and took the plunger from his right thigh, and thrust it into his belly:
"And the cup also went in after the shaft; and the fat closed upon the shaft, so that he could not draw the plunger out of his belly; and the dirt was sealed in.
"Then Admin went forth through the porch, and shut the doors of the parlour upon him, and locked them."
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posted on
01/14/2006 1:43:22 PM PST
by
RichInOC
(And Mod made a scourge of words and drove the trolls out...)
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