The Reporter's Response????
Posted on 01/13/2006 4:26:29 PM PST by sasquatch
December 9, 2005 (CNN) While interviewing an anonymous US Special Forces soldier on his sniper skills, a Reuters News agent asked the soldier what he felt when shooting members of Al Qaeda in Afghanistan. The soldier shrugged and replied, "Recoil."
that and relief
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ping
Haaarrrr
Good answer.
Hope he has an overwhelming feeling of GRATITUDE......COMING from Americans who are SOOOOO glad he does his job!
I love it!!!
Many laughs, thanks
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The Reporter's Response????
Making the rounds, but somehow no one can ever seem to verify this too-clever remark.
Now I will have that thing going through my head for the rest of evening.
I feel a Dean scream coming on.
Ear worm!
"a Reuters News agent asked the soldier what he felt when shooting members of Al Qaeda in Afghanistan..."
NEXT!
Here's a funny email I recently received:
A crusty old Sergeant Major found himself at a gala event, hosted by a liberal arts college.
There was no shortage of extremely young, idealistic ladies in attendance, one of whom approached the Sergeant Major for conversation.
She said, "Excuse me, Sergeant Major, but you seem to be a very serious man. Is something bothering you?"
"Negative, ma'am," the Sergeant Major said, "Just serious by nature."
The young lady looked at his awards and decorations and said, "It looks like you have seen a lot of action."
The Sergeant Major's short reply was, "Yes, ma'am, a lot of action."
The young lady, tiring of trying to start up a conversation, said, "You know, you could lighten up a little. Relax and enjoy yourself."
The Sergeant Major just stared at her in his serious manner.
Finally, the young lady said, "You know, I hope you don't take this the wrong way, but when is the last time you had sex?"
The Sergeant Major looked at her and replied, "1955."
She said, "Well, there you are. You really need to chill out and quit taking everything so seriously! I mean, no sex since 1955! Isn't that a little extreme?"
The Sergeant Major, glancing at his watch, said in his matter-of-fact voice, "You think so? It's only 2230 now."
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