So they "secretly did it earlier..."
Schenk snuck, smeared, and scrammed, I guess.
Oil, huh? What kind of oil. Olive oil? Crisco oil?
If they can do it, why couldn't someone go in there and rub a solution of DMSO and some fast-acting poison on the seats?
Bunchawackos!
From FR's homepage......
Gotta love that crack Capitol security.
I'm thinking superglue on Teddy's chair.