Male monkeys prefer toy cars, females like dolls

Arizona Daily Star ^ | December 25, 2005

[djf]

You read something like that, straight PC, total azz kissin, and it throws his entire set of conclusions out the window.

That's not hard science, it's hardly science at all!

[VOA]

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[Mogollon]

The male monkeys must now be forced to watch action/military movies in which all leadership positions are held by female monkeys.

Exactly. Furthermore, the movies will always show the female beating the #$%&^* out of male monkeys that are 30% bigger than them and have twice the strength and speed of the female.

[dr_who_2]

...only the male monkeys like dressing and undressing the cars, while the female monkeys like pushing their dolls along the ground while grunting something to the effect of "vroom! vrooom!". Fascinating, anyway.

[M203M4]

Male monkeys pay to watch monkey porn.

I recall watching a tv show on discovery channel a few years ago about some primates in a sort of "retirement home". Or some sort of sanctuary (not a zoo or research center). The monkeys had satellite tv and had a system for asking for the channel to be changed. They really like watching human porn, kinda freaky. Oh and disney movies. Wish I could find an article about the show...

[JasonC]

Cooking pots? What does a monkey know about cooking pots, male or female? Anybody think baking is high on female monkey skills to learn and love? The others were believable enough.

[perfect stranger]

What hair?

[Last Dakotan]

They really like watching human porn, kinda freaky. Oh and disney movies.

I knew a guy for whom that would describe his video shelf.

[csense]

Male monkeys prefer toy cars, females like dolls

...and here I thought we were being socially indoctrinated to believe that the fundamental difference of the species is just an illusion.

Now I'm really confused.

[RichInOC]

"You and me, baby, ain't nothin' but mammals
"So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel..."

[Revolting cat!]

Do female monkeys gab on cell phones while driving?

Do female monkeys insist on writing personal checks for purchases under $2.00?

Do female monkeys demand to discuss the relationship with the male monkeys?

[freedomlover]

We need a Ping List for that subject.

[fish hawk]

and the female monkeys seem to enjoy sex as much as the males until after they marry and have two babies. Then the females don't seem to want to have sex as much anymore. The males, at that time, tend to go off and have sex with younger females. Yep, evolution is true.

[csense]

Males may have evolved toy preferences that involve throwing and moving...

Hmmm...judging from the women I've known in my life, and especially my ex-wife, I was of the opinion that throwing and moving were evolutionary traits peculiar to females.