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To: neverdem

Werner Heisenberg is out driving his car. He gets pulled over by a police officer.

Officer: Sir, do you know how FAST you were going?

Heisenberg: No, but I do know my exact position.

7 posted on 12/28/2005 4:03:38 PM PST by PMCarey

To: PMCarey

Werner Heisenberg is out driving his car. He gets pulled over by a police officer.
Officer: Sir, do you know how FAST you were going?

Heisenberg: No, but I do know my exact position.

Officer: Any more cracks like that and I'll make you walk the Planck!

10 posted on 12/29/2005 8:17:21 PM PST by grey_whiskers (The opinions are solely those of the author and are subject to change without notice.)

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