[Aussie Dasher]

Fair enough, but I always thought the heaviest element is Lard Assus Kennedyum

[GSlob]

I first saw this text in late 80s, if memory serves. Maybe the others could help to trace it to even earlier source.

[upchuck]

Wish I had a dollar for every time this has been posted here.

[Mr. Jeeves]

Hillaryum? ;)

[Viking2002]

*Zzzzzzzzzzz*

I'm sorry.:-)

[TheCrusader]

"A major research institution has recently discovered the heaviest element yet."

I wonder what process they used to weigh John Kerry's ego?

[knuthom]

Administratium - an element which radiates just as much energy ...

Administratium does not radiate energy. It sucks up energy, which is then used to diperse morons about.

[technomage]

A very old oldie, but a goodie

[Chode]

and here i thought the only thing in nature more dense than Depleted Uranium is Algorium.
It is much too dense to be fashioned into a practical weapon and is so unstable it will actually go off on unassisted.

Highly embarrassing.

[adorno]

However, it can be detected, as it impedes every reaction with which it comes into contact.

Also, governmentium has often exhibited the property of depletium into its surroundings by using it's well known force of taxium.

[DustyMoment]

A major research institution has recently discovered the heaviest element yet.

Michael Mooreium?

[Ouderkirk]

ping for a good laugh

[NavVet]

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