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Dog Urinates on Katie Couric Ice Sculpture
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| 12/9/05
| Scott Whitlock
Posted on 12/09/2005 7:35:20 PM PST by lowbridge
Dog Urinates on Katie Couric Ice Sculpture
Posted by Scott Whitlock on December 9, 2005 - 16:11.
Friday morning, NBC Today show reporter Natalie Morales was covering the snow fall in Central Park. Upon completing her report, at 7:54AM EST, the camera pulled back to reveal two ice sculptures of co-hosts Matt Lauer and Katie Couric. (Ice portraits might be a more appropriate term -- the ice was carved with images of Lauer and Couric from approximately the waist up.)
Lauer remarked, "No harm intended to the fine artists, but they look a little like our tombstones."
A short time later, the camera showed a small dog suspiciously trotting around the two blocks of ice. With mock horror, Lauer yelled, "Oh, no you dont!" Returning at 8:00AM, after a local break, Morales revealed: "The dogs have really taken a liking to the ice sculptures. And Katie, they seem to have a particular liking for your ice sculpture, if you know what I mean. A yellow snow issue."
Couric understood what had been done to her image: "I know, I know."
TOPICS: Political Humor/Cartoons
KEYWORDS: couric; doggieping; gooddoggy; haveabiscuitpoochie; katiecouric; nbcnews; pee; pwnage; yellowsnow
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To: HairOfTheDog
Thanks for the ping...One of the dogs of my youth, C'llide, was a terrier mix named in part after the orangutan in the Eastwood flicks as well as his bizarre habit of administering body-checks to strangers and using their reaction as the sole criterion for whether or not he should bite them. He would charge strangers walking onto the property at full speed and strike them in calf to knee area with the totality of his mass. If the stranger got angry, yelled at him, etc. they were going to get some teeth. If the stranger bent to pet him, started playing with him or laughed about his bizarre behavior, they would be OK.
I bring C'llide up in this discussion as he was also a dedicated iconoclast. If being walked through a parking lot, he would generally piss on the the cleanest, most expensive looking cars, and dump in the best manicured yards.
I always think of him this time of year as C'llide is buried in the woods behind my cousin's house back in Pennsylvania, and even though I've spent the majority of Christmases as an adult far away from home I've always arranged to have a single milk bone taken to his grave on Christmas Day.
C'llide would have been proud to piss on Couric.
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posted on
12/09/2005 9:43:06 PM PST
by
Joe 6-pack
(Que me amat, amet et canem meum.)
To: Joe 6-pack
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posted on
12/09/2005 9:45:09 PM PST
by
HairOfTheDog
(Join the Hobbit Hole Troop Support - http://freeper.the-hobbit-hole.net/ 1,000 knives and counting!)
To: lowbridge
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posted on
12/09/2005 10:21:13 PM PST
by
feedback doctor
(Liberalism is like a religion - islam)
To: lowbridge
I'm sure I'm late, but...GOOD DOGGIE!!!
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posted on
12/10/2005 12:28:51 AM PST
by
Alien Gunfighter
(Socialist liberals never imagine themselves as peasants under their 'perfect' socialist regime)
To: hole_n_one; headstamp; Fido969; Marine_Uncle; HairOfTheDog; sit-rep; Darksheare; ...
REALLY gooddog!
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posted on
12/10/2005 3:36:52 AM PST
by
Zacs Mom
(Proud wife of a Marine! ... and purveyor of "rampant, unedited dialogue")
To: lowbridge
Give that dog a can of Alpo!
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posted on
12/10/2005 3:40:53 AM PST
by
R. Scott
(Humanity i love you because when you're hard up you pawn your Intelligence to buy a drink.)
To: Kimmers
Ah, humor for Saturday morning. rofl!
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posted on
12/10/2005 5:44:13 AM PST
by
tob2
(Old Fossil and Proud of It!)
To: lowbridge
68
posted on
12/10/2005 5:47:47 AM PST
by
csvset
To: HairOfTheDog
Reminds me off the time I took Bobo the Angel Dog to the retirement home to visit the old folks. He was a middle age Jack Russel who was completely house trained. The old folks loved him but before we left he lifted his leg and peeded on the furniture.
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posted on
12/10/2005 5:48:09 AM PST
by
Ditter
To: lowbridge
![Image hosted by Photobucket.com](http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v212/aaargoxx/katiecompare.jpg)
Bravo, poochie!
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posted on
12/10/2005 5:51:19 AM PST
by
RandallFlagg
(Roll your own cigarettes! You'll save $$$ and smoke less!(Magnetic bumper stickers-click my name)
To: Zacs Mom
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posted on
12/10/2005 6:19:02 AM PST
by
Darksheare
(Bonafide Henchman.)
To: Joe 6-pack
I'll call your carload with a Chow/Lab....queen of hunters
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posted on
12/10/2005 7:32:40 AM PST
by
apackof2
(You can stand me up at the gates of hell, I'll stand my ground and I won’t back down)
To: lowbridge
What are the odds some NBC stooge put the dog up to it over Katie's rumored move to CBS?
73
posted on
12/10/2005 7:37:07 AM PST
by
BradyLS
(DO NOT FEED THE BEARS!)
To: HairOfTheDog
He just wanted the castle for himself. Discriminating taste. "MY CASTLE" he said to himself as he lifted the leg!
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posted on
12/10/2005 7:37:32 AM PST
by
SnarlinCubBear
(VISUALIZE WHIRLED PEAS)
To: Joe 6-pack
A man's best friend is his dog.
Good looking dogs. Shepherds are the best.
To: Tall_Texan
What a great idea! You could make a million with that!
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posted on
12/10/2005 7:39:59 AM PST
by
SnarlinCubBear
(VISUALIZE WHIRLED PEAS)
To: HairOfTheDog
Maybe a Labrador thing? A few months ago my family took our cream lab, Moses, to an SCA event (middle ages reenactment). Moses kept breaking from his tie down. That morning very few people were awake when Moses ran off again. The first thing he did was run to the dog at the next tent and pee on her nose.
To: HungarianGypsy
I think it's a male thing ;~D
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posted on
12/10/2005 8:51:19 AM PST
by
HairOfTheDog
(Join the Hobbit Hole Troop Support - http://freeper.the-hobbit-hole.net/ 1,000 knives and counting!)
To: Zacs Mom
heh heh heh. The "lowly life" of a dog's world.
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posted on
12/10/2005 9:51:22 AM PST
by
Marine_Uncle
(Honor must be earned)
To: lowbridge
That would have been worth seeing...the yellow snow that is.
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posted on
12/10/2005 11:41:17 AM PST
by
tillacum
(MERRY CHIRISTMAS ONE AND ALL. BIRTHDAY OF JESUS CHRIST, TEACHER.)
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