I had some quiche made with this delicious uncured, hardwood-smoked bacon! (The only disconcerting part is that "uncured" makes it sound like it's still diseased.) ;)
Read http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1537519/posts?page=1158#1158 . (I think the Canteen just triggered the idea for another comic strip.) ;)
I was thinking of throwing in some bacon to the beans, but I got a good whiff of them on the fire, and figured... "NNNAAAAAAHHHHH!!!"