[Pistov Elf]

Ok...smartypants Wolfie! Impersonating Santa is a Big Offense - unless you dispense toys and candy to all the children.

Obviously, that is not your plan.... So, I have just activated the E.I.B.

You are history!!

The Mission of the EIB

The Elves in Black were commissioned at the beginning of Christmas to protect the Spirit of Christmas, Santa and all the Elves. Armed with our elfen intellect, tools, charm, and good looks we defend the Spirit of Christmas, Santa and all the Elves against naysayers, Grinches, Heat Mizers, Scrooges, Wolfies and here lately, pure commercialism. We are sworn to secrecy and must abide by the EIB code to be unseen and not abuse our elven gifts.

E.I.B Elves are stealthy and quick! You may not even have time to read this...{heh} {heh}.

Yes, Santa. The Big Bad won't be bothering us no more. Once they use that flasher deal...he probably will be one of our newest Elves! Tee hee...one with a tail!!

Pistov

[GodBlessUSA]

(ROTFLOL)
Don't worry Pistov Elf. Tell the EIB to put the canes down. From the short time I've come to know Louie, He has a big heart and wouldn't hurt anyone. He's more than likely just teasing you. Although, seeing Louie as an elf with a tail could be interesting. :)

[ST.LOUIE1]

Elfin tricks will never rid you of Santa Wolfie.

Stop whining and go back to making bells for your slippers.