Why do humans prefer to have sex in privacy? Question follows a Penn couple’s flagrant display

Philadelphia Enquirer ^ | December 5, 2005 | Faye Flam

[Dashing Dasher]

How about


"Top 50 places to watch for impromptu coupling"

[billorites]

Oh, yeah.

You don't want to ever want to have sex with your back to the door.

That's just asking for it.

And never use your real name.

[laney]

No sandals I recall...but that bench was sure cold..LOL

[arasina]

Where'd she go? I know I smelled her right around here. ;o)

[Joe 6-pack]

"Dogs also refrain from sex unless the female is in her fertile phase."

I must have the most fertile couch on the planet. Propriety alone has prevented me from renaming my younger shepherd, "Humper." And he's the neutered one.

[Michael Goldsberry]

And never use your real name.

Just wait until my ex finds what I've written here at FR.

;)

Leapfrog

[arasina]

If you are a hottie and want to experience my mystical powers, send a private reply.

Why does it have to be a private reply? Isn't the article about public sex? heh

[billorites]

Propriety alone has prevented me from renaming my younger shepherd, "Humper."

Oh, you've met my husband!

[Sen Jack S. Fogbound]

Why in private?

Well, it's like this:

If you got lost in the Africa jungle, and your radio is broke. Nobody around! What you need to do is to take a Martini kit out of your bag, and start making a Martini!

Pretty soon somebody will come along and tell you you're doing it all wrong!

[blam]

It's natural selection.

In ancient times, those who did not seclude themselves while in this compromising position were eaten by predators.

[Dr.Zoidberg]

Right

Heck, it's been so long that I've forgotten who pays who for what.

Not to mention who's responsible for breaking down the scaffolding and renting the Rider truck afterwords.

[laker_dad]

Over one hundred posts, and no one has pinged Lazamataz? For shame!

[Dr.Zoidberg]

I've got to do something with my spare time.

Sure beats the alternatives.

[Not A Snowbird]

Do my cats count?

[peacebaby]

You're off work. Relax!

[Veto!]

Faye Flam sounds like a takeoff on Flimflam, which no doubt he is. Yes, I said he. No woman would call herself Fayeflam.

if it were an everyday occurrence for people to go into heat, get naked and full-out copulate, say, on the office couch, we just wouldn't get that much work done.

In fact, in a move designed to cool down our passion, we'd be carted off to the slammer for public indecency . One would hope.

[Dr.Zoidberg]

You're off work. Relax!

I AM RELAXED! WHO TOLD YOU I WASN'T! I WANT NAMES! NOW!


j/k ;-)

[peacebaby]

prozac has helped me, my friend. :~)

either that or a martini.

[cynwoody]

My bet is Faye Flam ain't gettin' any.

source

Would you be willing to fix that?

[humblegunner]

"Top 50 places to watch for impromptu coupling"

Don't know about the watching.

Otherwise, I prefer indoors or outdoors.

I guess that only counts as two, but indoors and outdoors are big places.