"Ay! Get back in the kitchen and make me some pot pie!" 
Posted on 12/06/2005 8:21:21 AM PST by billorites
Considering that I'm always turning the thermostat down and my wife is turning it up, methinks women of the world would welcome this...
These women felt it necessary to actually have a conference over the common source of flatulence?
LOL!! I'll bet they're just seething over this report!!
"...The spokesman for a feminist-based environmental group accused men of being the biggest contributors to human-caused "global warming" and lamented that women are bearing the brunt of the negative climate consequences created by men..."
So true. We emit methane gases (at a much higher, more volatile and noxious rate) and they must sit in the same room with us chavuinist pigs.
I feel sufficiently chastened.
"Ay! Get back in the kitchen and make me some pot pie!"
Anyone reckon that some women will be really torqued in spite of the fact that these "feminists" wish to be equal to, or greater than, men except for the bad stuff?
"Aliens Cause Global Warming"
A lecture by Michael Crichton
California Institute of Technology
Pasadena, CA
January 17, 2003
My topic today sounds humorous but unfortunately I am serious. I am going to argue that extraterrestrials lie behind global warming. Or to speak more precisely, I will argue that a belief in extraterrestrials has paved the way, in a progression of steps, to a belief in global warming. Charting this progression of belief will be my task today.
Let me say at once that I have no desire to discourage anyone from believing in either extraterrestrials or global warming. That would be quite impossible to do. Rather, I want to discuss the history of several widely-publicized beliefs and to point to what I consider an emerging crisis in the whole enterprise of science-namely the increasingly uneasy relationship between hard science and public policy.
http://www.crichton-official.com/speeches/speeches_quote04.html
I thought it had been determined that George Bush was solely responsible for global warming..... Now this!
Enviro-commies adopting the divide and conquer strategy.
A recent article I read claimed that women, on average, pass gas three times more often than men.
No data on audibility, volume or relative odor level was available.
It's just us men solving the age-old problem of a woman's icy cold hands and feet.
I guess the proverbial "Women and children hit hardest" now applies to global warming too.
God appears to a NY Times reporter,and tells him that the world will end the next day."Can I have an exclusive on this story,O Lord?" asks the reporter.
"No",God replies,"I'm giving it to you,the Wall Street Journal,USA Today and the Boston Globe" Next day,the headlines read:
NY Times........."World To End Today,Story On Page A-19"
WSJ................."World To End Today,Markets To Close Early"
USA Today......"We're History"
Boston Globe..."World To End Today,Women And Minorities Hit Hardest"
So, women and children most adversely affected...again.
How nice to know the UN is working on such vital questions: Men make the world hot and that bothers women.
What gets studied next, the speed of check-out cashiers at Safeway?
LOL...here I am, making claims without any data to back it up. I guess we are just prouder of our production levels...and advertise it more...:)
Rohr, who is demanding "climate gender justice," left no doubt as to which gender she believes was the chief culprit in emitting greenhouse gasses.
Darn it,you beat me to it! ;-)
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