[grey_whiskers]

Most Excellent Poster of Mother Goose^TM, I have another one befitting the poster at the top of this thread, and his relationship to the Viking Kittens:

I love Viking Kittens
their coats are so warm
and if I don't troll them
they'll do me no harm!

So I'll not pull their tails
or cause them to ~ZOT!
if I please Viking Kittens
they'll let me post a lot.

Thank you.

[Malacoda]

Oh, good one~ There is also:

Needles and pins
Needles and pins
When a man trolls
His troubles begin.