The Kwanzaa Hoax

http://www.textbookleague.org/114kwanz.htm ^ | September-October 2000

[BenLurkin]

[onef]

ping

[doug from upland]

WHITE CHRISTMAS

I’m dreaming of a white Kwanzaa
But I guess that is not PC
Kwanzaa is such baloney…it's made up and phony
Karenga laughs at you and me

I’m dreaming of a white Kwanzaa
For pagan whites, oh what a coup
I could make up the rules, you see
And then you could start celebrating me

I’m dreaming of a white Kwaanzaa
Are racist thoughts deep in my head?
But it could get messy…protesting Jesse
Might say that I would be better dead

I’m dreaming of a white Kwanzaa
Would Maxine Waters go insane?
She’d be on the television…what's new?
She’d be screaming “I’ll get DFU”

[doodad]

You got that right, Buckaroo.

[cgbg]

I love Kwanzaa threads. They are an annual holiday treat.

What else can you say about an African holiday that virtually noone in Africa celebrates because Africa has a wide variety of cultures--and there is no "African" winter solstice holiday.

Meanwhile the whites in the mass media think it is the ultimate diversity holiday. If I were an American black I would be very angry about this.

[little jeremiah]

later Happy Holidays pingout.

[little jeremiah]

I heard before it was a curling iron.

[beckett]

Every year on FR we're reminded of the easily demonstrable fact that Kwanzaa is a complete sham with no roots whatsoever in actual African history.

But here's what we don't hear enough about. Black Americans don't observe Kwanzaa. Oh, maybe a few academics and some other folks posing for the camera pretend to celebrate Karenga's silly, made-up rituals, but actual flesh-and-blood African-American families know less about Kwanzaa than the typical Freeper who's read about it on this forum over the years, and do nothing to participate in it.

Kwanzaa is wholly the child of the left and its guilt-ridden sycophants in the lily white liberal media. Blacks themselves pay no attention to it.

[Artemis Webb]

bttt

[scandalon]

FESTIVUS for the Rest of US

-Seinfeld

[emiller]

Where been the buses? Where be all the gumint buses at?!

[brooklin]

Festivus is the best holiday.

[sgtbono2002]

Ron N. Everett had as much right to start Kwanza as L. Ron Hubbard had to start Scientology.

If people are stupid enough to fall for their scams then what right has anyone else got to complain.

IMO these people are Con Artists just like the guy who puts burnt oil on your driveway and calls it sealer. However because its a religion of sorts the Govt. allows it.

[JoJo Gunn]

What a waste of internet space.

How so?

[Pharmboy]

We even lost when we tried to keep our holiday for General Washington.

[BlueYonder]

Personally I'll be celebrating Festivus this year. A Festivus for the rest of us! /Sienfeld

[rawcatslyentist]

Happy Festivus for the rest of us!

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[Pablo64]

Thanks for posting.

Bump for further reading later.

[manwiththehands]

"Is you is or is you ain't celbratin' Kwanzaa?"