Push envy of Iron Crotch aside as you contemplate phallic feat

LOL. SO many great lines. Where to begin!?!

21 posted on 11/23/2005 5:27:23 AM PST by nuconvert (No More Axis of Evil by Christmas ! TLR) [there's a lot of bad people in the pistachio business])

To: martin_fierro

It's way too early in the morning to read this kind of stuff....

22 posted on 11/23/2005 5:27:28 AM PST by CheneyChick

Master Tu Jin-Sheng is kicked repeatedly in the crotch as he prepares to pull a moving truck with his penis.
Photo by Anda Chu, staff

23 posted on 11/23/2005 5:28:00 AM PST by csvset

I guess this is differnt from "The Puppetry of the Penis" which is being shown in my town???

The Puppetry of the Penis

24 posted on 11/23/2005 5:28:11 AM PST by WIladyconservative (Save us from future Freepathons - set up a monthly donation!)

To: csvset; martin_fierro

Just damn....and I was saving the below for the Official Friday Silliness Thread:

The amazing Italian

A salesman drove into a small town where a circus was playing. A sign read: "Don't Miss The Amazing Italian". The salesman bought a ticket and sat down.

There, under The Big Top, in the centre ring, was a table with three walnuts on it. Standing next to it was an old Italian.

Suddenly, the old man dropped his pants, whipped out his huge male member and smashed all the walnuts with three mighty swings! The crowd erupted in applause and the elderly Italian was carried off on their shoulders.

Fifteen years later the salesman visited the same little town, found the same circus and saw the same faded sign that read, "Don't Miss The Amazing Italian". He couldn't believe the old guy was still alive, much less still doing his act! He bought a ticket.

Again, the centre ring was illuminated. This time, however, instead of walnuts, three coconuts were placed on the table. The Italian stood before them, then suddenly dropped his pants and smashed the coconuts with three swings of his amazing member. The crowd went wild!

Flabbergasted, the salesman requested a meeting with him after the show. "You're incredible!" he told the Italian, "but I have to know something. I saw your act 15 years ago and you were using walnuts. Why the switch from walnuts to coconuts?"

"Well," said the Italian, "My eyes aren't what they used to be."

25 posted on 11/23/2005 5:28:34 AM PST by ErnBatavia (Frist would be a great Majority Leader if he had 65 seats..make that 75)

26 posted on 11/23/2005 5:30:31 AM PST by csvset

To: Tijeras_Slim; Constitution Day; NormsRevenge

The couple originally is from Taiwan and has lived in San Jose since 2003.
Nice neighborhood.

They do things differently in the (Far) East Bay.

27 posted on 11/23/2005 5:31:47 AM PST by martin_fierro (< |:)~)

28 posted on 11/23/2005 5:32:12 AM PST by nuconvert (No More Axis of Evil by Christmas ! TLR) [there's a lot of bad people in the pistachio business])

"In November 2003, he and his penis made the Weekly World News."

Does he know BatBoy?

29 posted on 11/23/2005 5:32:47 AM PST by exile (Exile - Helen Thomas tried to lure me into her Gingerbread House.)

Yeah, sure, but can he pull a train?

< /frat humor >

30 posted on 11/23/2005 5:32:49 AM PST by IncPen (Because it's not your money, Senator Kennedy. It's mine, and I'd like to keep it)

I am sure that that is a vital part of the warmup routine.

31 posted on 11/23/2005 5:32:59 AM PST by Delta 21 (MKC USCG-ret)

32 posted on 11/23/2005 5:33:05 AM PST by Diva Betsy Ross (Code pink stinks)

The group's leader is aptly nick-named Long Dong.

33 posted on 11/23/2005 5:34:28 AM PST by Mr. Brightside

Whats that say on his shirt?

Got ????

34 posted on 11/23/2005 5:34:55 AM PST by Delta 21 (MKC USCG-ret)

Now there's a Chevy Truck commercial I'd like to see.

35 posted on 11/23/2005 5:35:56 AM PST by andy58-in-nh

"Got swollen genitals?"

36 posted on 11/23/2005 5:36:29 AM PST by SW6906 (5 things you can't have too much of: sex, money, firewood, guns and ammunition.)

"The most fraught relationship is that between man and his penis," he said. "It's the most enduring one, as well."

Penis envy Grace?

37 posted on 11/23/2005 5:36:48 AM PST by G.Mason (Send Congressman Murtha a message, that cowards cut and run, Marines never do.)

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38 posted on 11/23/2005 5:37:13 AM PST by wolfcreek

39 posted on 11/23/2005 5:37:51 AM PST by Delta 21 (MKC USCG-ret)

"Yeah, sure, but can he pull a train?"

Probably not immediately after he gets done pulling the truck. Gotta let the swelling go down before you have the swelling go up........

40 posted on 11/23/2005 5:38:02 AM PST by SW6906 (5 things you can't have too much of: sex, money, firewood, guns and ammunition.)

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