[GAB-1955]

Good morning.
"Count the feet, and divide by two."

"Didn't the hopefully late Z-man have only one leg. So, count the feet, divide by two and if you come up with an odd number, start celebrating. If it turns out to not be him, so what. We could still have a party."

But what if there were two one-legged men in the room?

[brazzaville]

Good morning.
"But what if there were two one-legged men in the room?'

Count eyeballs? Nope, with all the one-eyed, one-legged Jihadis hopping around, that wouldn't work either.

We could say we got him and say, "Prove we didn't". We could still have a party, too.

Michael Frazier