You may be a Liberal If.....

[Rca2000]

A few more::

You cry and scream that animals and plants have "rights", and hold vigils every time hunting season opens, BUT-- you call killing a baby that is nearly out-- or out of the womb altogether, a "procedure" protected by law.

You scream "rape" if a man hugs a girl, BUT if a woman has sexual relations with a 14 year old boy, you feel that he "enjoyed it" or, it was "his " fault.

You bemoan a few captured terrorists that were paraded naked, or forced to wear women's underwear on their heads, as "torture", and "barbaric", BUT-- when Americans are beheaded by peole from that same regime, you claim their killers were "expresing thenmselves".

[beezdotcom]

Where Upu aut?

[SirChas]

bump for later

[Trance750]

You may be a Liberal if you wish to strip police of their power and give more rights to the criminals, yet still expect the police to keep said criminal off your front lawn.

[TruthWillWin]

Very good. Bookmarked

[TBP]

Great list.

[expatguy]

bttt

[TBP]

You think we had homeless people under Reagan and Bush, but they disappeared when Clinton was in office, only to reappear under Dubya.

[Trance750]

You may be a Liberal if you think we never had a budget surplus until Clinton

[hdstmf]

It is more than a great list. It should be engraved in stone and placed in every mall in the country. Forget court house squares. Nobody would notice it there.

[TASMANIANRED]

The list is still not comprehensive.

[april15Bendovr]

You might be a liberal if you think the next fuel that should run your car is this.

You might be a liberal if you believe this vehicle is a socialist indoctrination wagon.

[Blue Jays]

Hi All-

Good compilation. I would refer to the elected leader of California as Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger instead of "Ah-nold" if it were my list...

~ Blue Jays ~

[Leofl]

ping ping

[april15Bendovr]

You might be an elitist liberal if you feel compelled to buy this car.

[Trance750]

You may be a Liberal if you think Liberal Hollywood (most of whom are high school drop-outs) are better qualified to lead America than President Bush

You may be a Liberal if you think we should be more like France

[Trance750]

You may be a Liberal if you scream about our dependance on foreign oil, yet refuse to allow us to tap into our own reserves

You may be a Liberal if you pledge allegience to the UN

[april15Bendovr]

You might be a liberal if you have ugly feet and you think these sandals will improve your looks.

[Trance750]

You think the mis-handling of the Koran in Guatanamo is in-humane, but beheading of innocent Christians is acceptable and honorable

You may be a Liberal if you think the US Armed Forces is evil, but terrorists who strike from the shadows and use innocent children as human shields, are noble and heroic

You may be a Liberal if you say our precense in the Middle East is hurting the innocent Iraqis, yet sat idly by, saying nothing at all when Saddam was killing them by the thousands (are you reading this, Babs?)

[april15Bendovr]

You might be a liberal if you raised this idiot as a child.