[emiller]

Avast, mateys! Let's get that mother ship! (this is like Independence Day- the movie

[Izzy Dunne]

Do you currently have auto insurance? Yes No

Next time, please strip out the commercials, OK?

[xtargeter]

I have already posted this, but it has been pushed to the bottom of the pile.

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When I was in AF intelligence I heard a story. I don’t know if it is true or not, but given the circumstances and the people involved, it could have happened.

In the late 60’s and early 70’s, the Soviets had a bunch of tramp ships that went all over the world with miscellaneous cargo. (Did they have a spy function? I don’t know, I leave that thaught up to you, gentle reader.)

Anyway, they had some problems around the Philippines, where pirates would come out, wave guns around, climb on the ships and steal anything of value they could get into their small boats.

Seems that one time a band of these thieves tried it. They were allowed to climb on board and met with a group of Soviet Naval Special Forces. The pirate boats were sunk with heavy machine-gun fire. The few people on the boats went down with the ships.

The Soviets then lined the pirates up against the railing and proceeded to shoot every two men and threw their bodies overboard. The remaining were told that this would happen again any time a Soviet ship was attacked. They were then tossed overboard and told to swim home and tell their buddies what had happened.

Oh, did I mention that this took place 20 miles or so off the coast? In waters that had sharks?

As I said, this could be an urban legend, but I understand the Soviets never had a pirate problem in that general area again.

‘Nuff said.

[reagan_fanatic]

Do you currently have auto insurance?
Why - I'll never get in an accident.

Have you had a U.S. driver's license for more than 3 years?
No, and don't ask me for about my birth certificate either.

Has any driver in your household had 2 or more accidents or moving violations in the last 3 years?
I've moved twice but no one has cited me for it yet.

[FormerACLUmember]

These are the actual IslamoPirates that went after the cruise ship earlier in the week. I would love to see their *sshole expressions as a .50 caliber weapon was uncovered on deck.

Hi boys!

Bye boys!

[Skooz]

You mean, I can still grow up to be a pirate.

[tkathy]

If this isn't stopped, it will spiral out of control. Why don't they send out heavily armed decoy ships???

[FairOpinion]

Another article at BBC on the same subject (NOT a duplicate):


'Mother ship' behind pirate raids

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1520222/posts

[kinghorse]

But seriously folks. This is a great time to present a little history lesson. Google Jefferson Barbary Pirates and read about Tom Jeff, who liberals have recast as a pacifist, and how he fought for the US to send the Marines o'er there. You know, to the shores of Tripoli, to put a stop to this. Of course they couldn't get results fighting with the little ships and their crews so instead took the fight to the backers in Algeria or whereever Tripoli sits.

Not one cent for Tribute!

[injin]

USN deploy subs ...sink the mother ships
do NOT rescue survivors

[MineralMan]

"ADVERTISEMENT "

How much time would it have taken for you to cut the ads out of your post?

That's just sloppy. We have enought junk to read around here.

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[537cant be wrong]

i bet calypso louie knows where the mother ship is.