Hurray! Not that the poor gentleman had a heart attack, but rather instead, that greedy trial lawyers couldn't feed off of his corpse like jackals.
Pfizer is slowly introducing celebrex back into the market, after taking a huge hit due to vioxx. New warning labels and multi-million dollar ad campaign.
Both of the drugs helped me greatly after knee surgery, with no side effects.
Humeston, now 60, had alleged his intermittent use of Vioxx over two months caused his heart attack four years ago.
I don't think he's a corpse quite yet.
CART MASTER: Bring out your dead! [clang]
CUSTOMER: Here's one.
CART MASTER: Ninepence.
DEAD PERSON: I'm not dead!
CART MASTER: 'Ere. He says he's not dead!
CUSTOMER: Yes, he is.
DEAD PERSON: I'm not!
CART MASTER: He isn't?
CUSTOMER: Well, he will be soon. He's very ill.
DEAD PERSON: I'm getting better!
CUSTOMER: No, you're not. You'll be stone dead in a moment.
CART MASTER: Oh, I can't take him like that. It's against regulations.
Corpse? He didn't die from the heart attack.