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"Do I Hafta???"
1 posted on 11/02/2005 11:39:24 AM PST by agenda_express
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ewwwwwwwwww


2 posted on 11/02/2005 11:40:35 AM PST by go-ken-go
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The irony was that they were both wearing Monica Lewinsky's lipstick.


3 posted on 11/02/2005 11:40:35 AM PST by Bluegrass Conservative
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As hookers say, no open mouth kissing. That's personal.


4 posted on 11/02/2005 11:40:45 AM PST by marty60
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I have a cigar for you...and afterwards we'll "put some ice on it".


5 posted on 11/02/2005 11:40:49 AM PST by Recovering Hermit
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A textbook illustration of the interaction between two repulsive forces...

6 posted on 11/02/2005 11:41:57 AM PST by dirtboy (Drool overflowed my buffer...)
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Fatboy "Well I've kissed alot of @ss to get where I am, what's one more?"

Hitlery (to self) "Just close my eyes and think of Janet Reno."


7 posted on 11/02/2005 11:42:06 AM PST by exile (Exile - Helen Thomas tried to lure me into her Gingerbread House.)
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Here's one picture you may not want to see.


8 posted on 11/02/2005 11:42:08 AM PST by LucyT
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Maybe a kiss is appropriate as there's no telling how long it's been since they've seen or spoken to each other. Their relationship is a MINO - marriage in name only.


11 posted on 11/02/2005 11:43:14 AM PST by Quilla
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Bill: Hey baby, how about a little smooch? My place after this, OK?
Hill: Are you insane? Get away!
Bill: Oh crap, I thought you were Barbara Walters

12 posted on 11/02/2005 11:43:19 AM PST by AppyPappy (If you aren't part of the solution, there is good money to be made prolonging the problem.)
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Both (thinking): "It's only for the cameras. It's only for the cameras. It's only for the- ewwwwwww!"


13 posted on 11/02/2005 11:44:00 AM PST by theDentist (The Dems have put all their eggs in one basket-case: Howard "Belltower" Dean.)
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Secret Service agent Bob stands behind Hillary holding her real hands. "I'm not sure how she takes them off but she always does and puts on the rubber ones before she touches Bill".

14 posted on 11/02/2005 11:44:06 AM PST by isthisnickcool (Eternity? Smoking or nonsmoking?)
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No caption for me......I'm going to throw up.


15 posted on 11/02/2005 11:44:38 AM PST by yobid (Don't pet the sweaty things.......)
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"No tongue, bitch."


16 posted on 11/02/2005 11:44:46 AM PST by ozzymandus
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I knew I shouldn't have clicked on the thread!
17 posted on 11/02/2005 11:44:50 AM PST by eyespysomething
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Looks like you found the weight I lost, honey. Your butt is three axe handles wide.


18 posted on 11/02/2005 11:45:22 AM PST by 308MBR (The cornbread will be no better than the lard.)
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To: agenda_express; LucyT

Bill: "Oh, do we have to do this again?"

Hillary: "Shut up and come here! You want more publicity, don't you? Just close your eyes and make it quick; it'll be over before you know it."

Bill: "Then why are we still married?"


19 posted on 11/02/2005 11:45:30 AM PST by pcottraux (It's pronounced "P. Coe-troe.")
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As a serious observation, look at that body language. If they put their hips any further apart they'll fall flat on their faces.


20 posted on 11/02/2005 11:45:59 AM PST by Ragnorak
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The only time these two share the same building is at funerals. As for Hillary, is she pushing him away? And is that Crusty she's wearing?


21 posted on 11/02/2005 11:46:06 AM PST by Rummyfan
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The ongoing, perpetual living lie. Evil personified.


22 posted on 11/02/2005 11:46:18 AM PST by EagleUSA
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"What I put up with to get back to the White House..."


23 posted on 11/02/2005 11:47:41 AM PST by American Quilter (Why doesn't the government have to pay taxes on its income?)
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