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Passaic County Jail Ends Kosher, Halal Meals (NJ- The typo in the story is classic)
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| 10/19/05
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Posted on 10/19/2005 4:43:44 PM PDT by chet_in_ny
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Aside from the typo, it's good to see the cost cutting...
To: chet_in_ny; Coleus
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posted on
10/19/2005 4:44:43 PM PDT
by
Clemenza
(Gentlemen, Behold!)
To: chet_in_ny
LOL! Does a lawyer make the meals unclean?
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posted on
10/19/2005 4:45:31 PM PDT
by
Tax-chick
("Neither the depth of despondency nor the height of euphoria tells you how long either will last. ")
To: chet_in_ny
Is the lawyer kosher or halal?
To: chet_in_ny
I guess bread and water is both kosher or halal...
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posted on
10/19/2005 4:47:40 PM PDT
by
babygene
(Viable after 87 trimesters)
To: Ryan Spock; TheMom; TChris; Xenalyte; Semper Vigilantis; georgiadevildog; Chad Fairbanks; ...
the jail will make its own halal and kosher meals by adding a lawyer of plastic wrap under the food and over the food.Typso ping!
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posted on
10/19/2005 4:48:04 PM PDT
by
Tax-chick
("Neither the depth of despondency nor the height of euphoria tells you how long either will last. ")
To: chet_in_ny
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posted on
10/19/2005 4:48:22 PM PDT
by
sionnsar
(†trad-anglican.faithweb.com† || (To Libs:) You are failing to celebrate MY diversity! || Iran Azadi)
To: chet_in_ny
Geeze...the ACLU will sue just on the typo alone.Then they'll get into the breathtaking injustice of denying followers of The Religion Of Peace their special,$50/day diet.
To: Tax-chick
Many lawyers could make anything unclean!
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posted on
10/19/2005 4:51:14 PM PDT
by
sheik yerbouty
( Make America and the world a jihad free zone!)
To: sheik yerbouty
But if they're covered with plastic wrap ...
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posted on
10/19/2005 4:53:11 PM PDT
by
Tax-chick
("Neither the depth of despondency nor the height of euphoria tells you how long either will last. ")
To: sionnsar
A good use for lawyers!Gives a bad name to plastic wrap...
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posted on
10/19/2005 4:53:46 PM PDT
by
lancer
(If you are not with us, you are against us!)
To: Tax-chick
It most cover their mouths and noses..
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posted on
10/19/2005 4:54:40 PM PDT
by
sheik yerbouty
( Make America and the world a jihad free zone!)
To: sheik yerbouty
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posted on
10/19/2005 4:55:24 PM PDT
by
Tax-chick
("Neither the depth of despondency nor the height of euphoria tells you how long either will last. ")
To: Tax-chick
"kosher meals by adding a lawyer of plastic wrap"
Not kosher, lol.
To: chet_in_ny
I think this is the same Sherrif who was accused of leading a convoy of officers returning from hurricane duty that was alledgedly traveling 100 miles an hour and runing people off the road and wouldn't stop for a deputy who tried to pull them over and then cussed the deputy out after they finally stopped.
Virginia deputy describes New Jersey officers' bad behavior 11:23 AM EDT on Sunday, October 16, 2005 Associated Press WAYNESBORO, Va. (AP) -- It wasn't the first time Augusta County Sheriff's Deputy Michael Roane had been the recipient of the F-word during a traffic stop. But it was the first time he heard it from a fellow cop. On Sept. 18, as motorists called 911 to complain about a reckless New Jersey police convoy on Interstate 81, Roane pulled over some of the out-of-state officers to ask them to slow down. "What the f--- did you stop us for?" a sheriff's deputy from Passaic County, N.J., yelled at Roane. Other Passaic deputies who were part of the convoy surrounded Roane and also harped at him, the Augusta deputy told The News Virginian. Roane said he politely asked the officers, whom he estimated to be traveling 95 mph, to slow down and cut off their lights. Virginia law bars emergency vehicles from running with lights when there is no emergency. The New Jersey convoy was among many returning home from hurricane-relief missions in New Orleans.
http://www.wvec.com/news/topstories/stories/wvec_top_101605_jersey_cops.ed42fa81.html
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posted on
10/19/2005 4:58:50 PM PDT
by
gondramB
(Conservatism is a positive doctrine. Reactionaryism is a negative doctrine.)
To: Tax-chick
...a lawyer of plastic wrap...So many ways this can be taken. A lawyer who represents plastic wrap in court? An attorney practiced in the law of plastic wrap? Does that mean there are also lawyers of waxed paper? Aluminum foil? Would using a waxed paper lawyer prevent the food from being kosher or halal?
Ok, I'm done. I'll go quietly.
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posted on
10/19/2005 4:58:51 PM PDT
by
NCSteve
To: NCSteve
It depends whether the wax in the wax paper includes all natural beeswax, or artificial wax including animal products. (I learned this on FR :-).
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posted on
10/19/2005 5:00:54 PM PDT
by
Tax-chick
("Neither the depth of despondency nor the height of euphoria tells you how long either will last. ")
To: chet_in_ny
OK,
I'm trying to wrap my mind around this (the lawyer joke is good). It's the prep that makes the mean Kosher, more than the service. (whatever)
We once had a client who insisted he was on a Kosher diet. So we went and bought all these frozen meals for him (no way could we make Kosher in our South Georgia Bacon-Grease-is-Season-All kitchen).
Anyhow, first night he was there, we had pizza. He immediately started saying "I'm Italian, not Jewish!"
Oy vey, the joys of working with the insane :)
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posted on
10/19/2005 5:01:04 PM PDT
by
najida
(The internet is for kids grown up-- Where else could you have 10,000 imaginary friends?)
To: RegulatorCountry
You're not supposed to eat the lawyer.
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posted on
10/19/2005 5:01:23 PM PDT
by
Tax-chick
("Neither the depth of despondency nor the height of euphoria tells you how long either will last. ")
To: chet_in_ny
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