[bobbyd]

The real question is, can the Astros bounce back after falling from the Empyrean? We are locked in the frozen lake of Cocytus now, the waters made into ice by the mighty winds stirred by Pujol's bat. If we are to see Beatrice again, we must win at Busch, in the glow of the stadium lights and the stars.

Dude, How much is it and do you have any left?

[Cyclopean Squid]

Unfortunately, that's all me naturally aspirated. I'm earning my status as one of the top 5 worst metaphorical writers ever.