[FreeInWV]

"Gore, after suffering heartbreak in 2000, morphed into Sebastian Cabot's body double and gave speeches that would have even had Nikita Khrushchev telling him to "bring it down it a little." Since then, Al's gone completely Commando Cody – with a more environmentally friendly hybrid jet pack and ray gun equipped with a child safety lock – to save the planet from itself. Gore has departed on a mission from which, outside of intensive shock therapy, no political return is possible."

I don't care who you are, thats funny! Bwahahahah!

[Surtur]

quote "Gore, after suffering heartbreak in 2000, morphed into Sebastian Cabot's body double and gave speeches that would have even had Nikita Khrushchev telling him to "bring it down it a little." /quote

Who are Sebastian Cabot and Nikita Khrushchev? I know, but I'll wager that there are many under 40 who have never heard of them. Doug Powers needs to use more current and relevant references even if he is addressing stodgy old republicans.