Oct. 15, 2005 12:00 AM
www.azcentral.com
Two scenarios ran through our mind after Boy George called police to report a burglary, only to be busted when cops reportedly found mounds of cocaine lying around the former Culture Club kid's New York apartment:
• The aliens that mind-controlled Rosie O'Donnell into bringing George's fail-tastic Taboo to Broadway in an effort to drive them both insane returned to finish the job by planting the incriminating blow. (The aliens' work with O'Donnell was completed months ago when she began publishing her stream-of-consciousness blog.)
• Or George, naïve to the whole "drug culture," assumed the baggies of powder were merely baking supplies left by a thoughtful foodie pal.
The truth, per the New York Post, however, could have occurred to us only in our slightly fevered imagination.
According to the tab, George had that morning hired a male prostitute, who demanded the DJ hand over all the money in the house. The Post source says George, not in his most sober state, responded by calling 911, failing to consider that his house was perhaps not fit for law-enforcement company. The hustler left, but police found George and a female pal, who "flipped on her friend" and volunteered that George had a large stash of Bolivian nostril powder in the bedroom.
And that, as Paul Harvey would say, is the rest of the story.
That was funny! I'm glad to see that Rosie is not getting off the hook for inflicting "Taboo" upon the world.
Knowing trash like that failed gives me just a bit of hope for humanity's future. :-)