The Good Wife's Guide (Guys - You're gonna love this)

http://www.gmu.edu/departments/economics/wew/misc/days.doc ^ | 13 May 1955 | Housekeeping Monthly Magazine

[Serb5150]

Please explain how the following is not you speaking about your sex life:

In Our case, it is two hetero relationships that have moments of crossover....I live with the wife and the the girl friend has her own place....she comes here a lot and I go there some times.....There are times when we are a threesome, but it's often in play as well as fooling around....the girls are very special and have a close friendship....my wife shares me with my girlfriend, who also shares me with the wife.....

Keep it to yourself. The internet might be an anonymous forum, but that doesn't mean you should be telling strangers about your sex life.

[JamesP81]

LOL!

I look like Angelina Jolie in the dark (just shorter)

This reminds me of a good laugh I had at myself a while back. First of all, realize that I'm not exactly Brad Pitt. In fact, I'm not attractive at all, as far as men go (goes a long away to explain my dreadful situation of total lifelong singleness).

I remember I was walking into a convenience store. I still had on my dress pants, button up shirt, and tie from having just been to church. Those convenience store windows are sometimes really reflective and I could clearly see my reflection in them. After looking at my reflection for a moment, I thought, 'you know, you look pretty darn good. From fifteen feet away!'

I probably laughed about that for a week.

[Maigrey]

Well, I'm glad some attitudes and mores changed. I'd hate to have to maneuver my husband so much. Personally, I prefer the other wise advice

Keep is stomach full, and his (ahem!) empty, and he'll stay.

[cloud8]

> I have a saying,
> We're all trains...

I think I can, I think I can, I think I can....

[HairOfTheDog]

You know, I'm not trying to pick a fight.

Then don't. There's plenty of threads here that have led many of our men into bitterly complaining about the awful condition of women and divorce courts in this country, and how the poor American man is now the victim.

Believe me, for every bitch, there an ass. And for every good, kind man, there's a good, kind woman. Our job, find the one that suits us. I believe, as xsmommy said, you're just like us, only hairier. Many have been in good relationships and bad, and sometimes we should accept the responsibility for both ;~D

Making it "men" against "women" is not any improvement over "women" against "men". Most of us are just doing the best we can in life, in our flawed and somewhat selfish yet lonely and charming way.

[WhyisaTexasgirlinPA]

I don't know T.Smith but I don't think he is trying to say that a stay at home mom is the only key to a good marriage.

I have worked while in this marriage, and I've been a stay at home mom. When I work, my husband and I both take care of the things needed to run the household, but when I am not working I feel he is doing his job, and mine is the home. I don't feel less for being here running the house - I also don't feel he should come home and "take over" - it isn't about power or who brings in the money, it is about having a haven for our family - a peaceful place where we are safe and happy.

That doesn't depend upon having a spouse who stays home, it is an attitude.

[BJClinton]

I wonder if anyone other than your Dungeons and Dragons friends has ever seen these "women".

You rock!

[najida]

Good post,

Think I'll print it and tape it to the fridge :)

[Revolting cat!]

You uppity women I dont understand
Why you gotta go and try to act like a man,
But before you make your weekly visit to the shrink
You'd better occupy the kitchen, liberate the sink.

Get your biscuits in the oven and your buns in the bed
That's what I to my baby said,
Womens liberation is a-going to your head,
Get your biscuits in the oven and your buns in the bed.

Early every morning youre out on the street
Passing out pamphlets to everyone you meet.
You gave up your maiden form for lent
And now the front of your dress has an air scoop vent.

Every single brakeman thats ever come along
Had a little woman always tellin him that hes wrong.
Eve said to Adam, heres an apple you horse
And Delilah defoliated Samsons moss.

Get your biscuits in the oven and your buns in the bed
That's what I to my baby said,
Womens liberation is a-going to your head,
Get your biscuits in the oven and your buns in the bed.

Mean-hearted harpies are breaking all the laws
Tearing up their girdles and a-burning up their bras,
Now the air is dirty and the sex is clean
And your coffee makes my hair turn green.

So damn emancipated in your mind and your body,
Gonna have to cancel all your lessons in karate.
If you cant love a male chauvinist
Youd better cross me off your shopping list.

Get your biscuits in the oven and your buns in the bed
That's what I to my baby said,
Womens liberation is a-going to your head,
Get your biscuits in the oven and your buns in the bed. 

(by Kinky Friedman)

[T.Smith]

Ditto that. Very well put.

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I look like Nicole Kidman (only shorter)

I wouldn't want to destroy his illusion because a few 100 watt light bulbs glaring reality at him.

On my part, he looks just like Mel Gibson...in the dark. :-)

[najida]

Hun,

That's why it's good to be nearsighted :) Everything and everyone looks better from a distance.

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I'm glad you understand. :-)

[Serb5150]

Dang, that's funny.

It sounds like someone has rolled one too many 20 sided dice...

[HairOfTheDog]

Think I'll print it and tape it to the fridge :)

I'll try to live it too... It beats the picture of Anna Kournikova that is supposed to be keeping me on a diet. ;~D

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I got it about 200 post ago. Calm down and stop shouting, I'm not deaf.

[gogeo]

Post of the day.

[WhyisaTexasgirlinPA]

Well I admit I'm married to one hell of a guy.......

[LtKerst]

Sounds good to me....

Heres My list.

1. Treat her like She is the only one in the World.
2. Tell her You Love her every day.
3. Show sexual attraction every Day.
4. Pay the Bills and listen to Her.
5. Respect her opinion.
6. encourage Her.
7. Help out wherever you can.
8. Take her out every week
9. Give her a break every week.
10. Supprise her with Gifts that are not for any reason or occasion.

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I thought, 'you know, you look pretty darn good. From fifteen feet away!'

Then all you need is a woman who's far-sighted.