The Good Wife's Guide (Guys - You're gonna love this)

http://www.gmu.edu/departments/economics/wew/misc/days.doc ^ | 13 May 1955 | Housekeeping Monthly Magazine

[add925]

This is an actual guide that appeared 13 May 1955.

Whatsamatter ladies, loose your way?

(running & ducking like there was no tomorrow)

[Clemenza]

Be a little gay and a little more interesting for him.

(8 year old voice) Huhhuh. She said "Gay."

[Critical Bill]

ping for re-read, again and again.

[Clemenza]

14. Dont complain if he's late home for dinner or even if he stays out all night. Count this as minor compared to what he might have gone through that day.

You forgot, "don't complain about the lipstick on his collar."

[processing please hold]

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

[Paradox]

Fake document, but probably the real attitude back in 1955.

[Former Proud Canadian]

You might run and duck but just one question. What was the divorce rate in 1955?

[RockinRight]

The new, 2005 version is simpler:

1. Don't bitch the moment he enters the room. Let him open his beer first
2. Place Stouffer's entree in oven 15 minutes before he usually gets home
3. Send the kids to your mother's
4. Sit on sofa naked

[Leatherneck_MT]

lol priceless

[dakine]

The good ol' days...

[rintense]

Loose our way? I don't think loose women would look at this list.

[nuconvert]

"Be a little gay and a little more interesting for him. His boring day may need a lift and one of your duties is to provide it."

Yeah, that would add a little interest. Lol.

[MarineBrat]

Now if I could find a woman like that I'd earn twice as much just because.

[msf92497]

Geez. I'd settle for ONE of the above. Life sucks.

[Redbob]

Sounds pretty good to me.

[rintense]

Well if the wife goes a little gay, you can bet the meal will get cold as hubby grabs a video camera and watches/tapes the 'gayness'.

[Terabitten]

I'm a guy, and I think this list is pretty silly. However, there is one item that both men and women should constantly keep in mind:

Your goal: Try to make sure your home is a place of peace, order and tranquility where your husband can renew himself in body and spirit.

The home should be a place of peace, order, adn tranquility for both husband and wife. It has to be the safe place. If you're not safe, emotionally, physically, and spiritually, at home, then you're not really safe anywhere.

[HairOfTheDog]

Dont complain if he's late home for dinner or even if he stays out all night. Count this as minor compared to what he might have gone through that day.

Oh that's rich. Yes, my strain will be minor compared to his, indeed ;~D

There are nice suggestions on this list, but we jumped the shark on that one.

[GunnyHartman]

19. Always greet him with the following, "Me so hoany, me ruv you rong time."

[Americanwolfsbrother]

Congrats now your going to have a couple of thousand women looking for you. Of course I don't think N.O.W. is going to be coming to congratulate you;)AWB