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To: Billie; JustAmy; All
Nice thread, Billie.

More things learned in the movies (found them on the net.)

- All telephone numbers in America begin with the digits 555.

- Cars that crash will almost always burst into flames.

- A cough is usually the sign of a terminal illness.

-When in love, it is customary to burst into song

- When confronted by an evil international terrorist, sarcasm and wisecracks are your best weapons.

- Creepy music coming from a cemetery should always be investigated more closely.

- When they are alone, all foreigners prefer to speak English to each other.

- Action heroes never face charges for manslaughter or criminal damage despite laying entire cities to waste by their actions.

- You can tell if somebody is British because they will be wearing a bow tie.

105 posted on 10/11/2005 6:02:03 PM PDT by Victoria Delsoul
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To: Victoria Delsoul

Hi, Victoria - those are great! I think the 'foreigners speaking English when they're alone was on the list I got - I left off three or four when there were so many that I didn't get illustrations for. :)


108 posted on 10/11/2005 6:05:02 PM PDT by Billie
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