Men - The New Women Alert (Debbie Schlussel Slams New L'Oreal Girly Men Product Care Line Alert)

Debbie Schlussel.com ^ | 10/07/05 | Debbie Schlussel

[Hank Rearden]

Sorry, mah man. Note the gay white 'buds from the iCult.

So that thar is whatcha call a "fag bag"

[porkchops 4 mahound]

To me, "mud pack" means how you break a boulder that is too big to move, with dynamite.

You lay the stick on the boulder, and then you use some mud to pack around the stick just to hold it in place.

You do NOT put the dynamite under the rock, unless you like dodging boulders from the sky.

Just like my granddad taught me "back in the day".

He also taught me how to "fish" with the 'ol Dupont "lure".

The hard part was rowing around picking the fish out of the water, and cleaning them.

[Hank Rearden]

Now that is some serious dorkage.

[The Spirit Of Allegiance]

"I don't even like it when men wear cologne. Never mind manicures and make up!"


RHETT: Frankly darling, I give such a damn that if you'll hand me the cold cream and loofah I'll pat it all off, just like a good Metrognome....


/s

[The Spirit Of Allegiance]

Now THAT's somebody with an identity problem.

I'n not talking male vs. female identity issues.

I'm talking human vs. raspberry-eggnog cake with chocolate sauce drizzle identity issues....

[TheSpottedOwl]

This crap has been around for years. Real men don't spend a lot of money on their appearance, and the companies that provide foo foo, are just trying to climb in your wallet. I like my guy to smell like good soap.

My dad used aftershave on Sunday. When I cleaned out my parents house, there was enough aftershave/cologne gift sets to choke a horse. He was a mailman, and got lots of gifts from people on his route.

This is just a marketing strategy, not a trend. Relax, they can't make you gay : )

[Straight Vermonter]

I don't need hair remover nature took care of that for me! LOL.

[R. Scott]

Oh – yea. I forgot – some have very delicate sensibilities, thinking you might be tempted to shoot an attacking bear or cougar.

[R. Scott]

Now that I see what it is, it could be a good idea – particularly in warm weather when a jacket is out of place. I haven’t found a good concealable holster I can wear with a T-shirt.

[Ronaldus Magnus]

Martha Quinn challenged the cosmetics companies to market directly to men back in the early eighties. What a tragic prediction to eventually be realized.

[Calpernia]

No loofah for you!

[Calpernia]

>>>>I haven’t found a good concealable holster I can wear with a T-shirt.

Since this is a men's beauty products thread....

I did find a lovely concealable holster that goes with T-Shirts.

[R. Scott]

My monitor wouldn’t know how to handle a day without its morning spew of coffee!

[Calpernia]

>>>>My monitor wouldn’t know how to handle a day without its morning spew of coffee!

Allow me to assist with that!

[R. Scott]

Very Good!

[angcat]

I second that! I find them very attractive also, the best!

[AD from SpringBay]

It's for the sodomites. We'll be seeing them wear more and more makeup - nearing the time when it's not cool to be in the closet - they're going to turn up the "in your faceism" another decible or two.

Just more filth to explain to my kids. "Dad, why is that guy wearing makeup?" "He wants attention and he's sick, has a lot of bad thoughts in his head. We need to pray for him."

[oyez]

Yeah, I started molting a few years back.

[Stultis]

Brian Kilmeade on Fox uses a man bag...

Well, so do I. 'Course it looks like this (one would after twenty years):

Keep one for tools and one for a drop-kit. Although I haul around enough other miscellaneous junk in the later that I've been accused of carrying a "man purse".

[jellybean]

Haven't issued one of these in a while. Are y'all still out there?

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