That's right it's because she's a WOMAN! Last time I saw a mouth like that it had a hook in it.
Ah bet she's spoiled to. Wants everything. Like my wife, for her birthday she wanted something that went from zero to 200 fast. Didn't care what it was. So I got her a bathroom scale.
((SARCASM))
Your moniker is Trout Mouth??
Oh boy...
I should have put the above statement in before I said it was because she is a woman. I do believe it is because she is a woman had it been a man in the same circumstance I don't believe you would be seeing such statements. I can understand them but still doubt this would be what you would be hearing if it were a similarly situated man. But as they are saying that man would never have been the pick.
I liked the hook and the scales--too funny.
You need a 'bah dum bum' after that kind of humor. :o)
Or at least an Ed McMahonish "Heeeeeeeere's BLACKTooth!"