[lunarbicep]

Although he borders the bottom of my personal favorites list, Jimmy Carter was our 39th president. Given that fact and my respect for that noble office, I do applaud Mr. Carter’s longevity and extend wishes for his continued good health and well-being.

[sergeantdave]

Okay, let's say something nice about Jimmy -

"Although to the best of my knowledge he didn't cause it, Carter presided over the death of disco."

[Publius6961]

Some people's opinion of themselves is just arresting.
Sometimes the best way to show respect for the office is dead silence.

I will cut you some slack since you are a newby.
Please stop posting this crap!

I said please. This time.

[DeaconRed]

JimmAH is 81 and still STUCK ON STUPID! ! ! !

[metalurgist]

, I do applaud Mr. Carter’s longevity and extend wishes for his continued good health and well-being.

TB, plague,and syphilis, like Jimmy Carter, bad things that hang around forever. I wish that this bumbling boob and the enemy of a free peoples worldwide would have croaked thirty years ago and spared us and the world much suffering and death.

[MinuteGal]

Happy birthday to you
But it's time to call it a day
The party's over, my friend
Now please just stay away

Leni

[Tijeras_Slim]

He's actually 66 years and 7 months old.

That's because I have created the special Carter Legacy Calendar where each year is 444 days long.

[mass55th]

Dear Jimmah:

May your Metamucil give you prolonged diarrhea on your birthday.

Regards,

mass55th

[Bar-Face]

Momma always said, "If you can't say something nice about someone, don't say anything."
Me, I ain't gonna say nuthin about .....................

[rlmorel]

[rlmorel]

I admire your viewpoint, but I cannot get to that level myself. I am a very forgiving person, and I do believe that I could forgive even Osama Bin Laden for what he has done, if he were genuinely contrite and admitted the error of his ways.

So it would be with Jimmah. But he has done and is doing more damage to the office of the presidency than any other former president in history, and that includes Bill Clinton.

One of the great cornerstones of the presidency has been that former occupants do not involve themselves in partisan politics. None of them have done it in the past before him, I assume because they all knew the burden carried by the President was heavy enough without backbiting by former Presidents.

I love the way Ann Coulter describes him (and I paraphrase) "People look at Jimmy Carter as being stupid and incompetent so much that they forget that he was (and is) mean, petty and vengeful." This describes him to a "T".

I gave up the "Habitat for Humanity" facade years ago...

[Mr. Buzzcut]

Happy birthday, Mr. Carter.

Now go away.

[steel_resolve]

UNHAPPY BIRTHDAY JERKY CARTER-GAN!!

[McGavin999]

If I can't say something nice, don't say anything at all.

*silence*

[ChadGore]

In honor of jimmas Bday, we should burn a few American choppers in the Iranian desert, sit around it, roast marshmallows, and tell stagflation stories.

[Wonder Warthog]

I'll wish "Jimmun Kahtah" a happy birthday. Just wish it was posthumous.

[Les_Miserables]

The most stupid president ever elected could not fade into oblivion fast enough to suit me. His continued babbling is distracting and void of meaningful content. As a Georgian I am ashamed to have seen him inflicted on the nation. Strong letter to follow....

[Wuli]

"Jimmy Carter aspired to make Government "competent and compassionate," responsive to the American people and their expectations.

Jimmy Carter said Americans should abandon their fear of communism; as he proceeded to help the communists advance their cause in the world.

"His achievements were notable,..."

His most notable achievment was the Killing Fields in Cambodia.

[johnmecainrino]

Bush's father 41 looks very young for 80 he is doing something right.

Clinton looks older than him and has 20 years on him.

[reagan_fanatic]

Happy birthday, Jimmy, from one of the millions of Americans who exercised their right to vote and presented you your pink slip. It was my first vote in a Presidential election, and one of my proudest moments. Not only did I help to throw out a bumbling, clueless moron who had done incalculable harm to U.S. foreign policy and domestic economic policy, but I helped usher in one of the greatest Presidents in modern history - Ronald Wilson Reagan.

I pray that for the rest of your days you will never forget that history will forever remember your administration as clumsy and inept while acknowledging the economic prosperity and renewed pride in being an American that President Reagan brought us.

Happy birthday, Jimmy. Happy Birthday.

[river rat]

81?
Far too long a run for this idiot.

Semper Fi