[goldstategop]

For me, the money quote is the one about Kerry doing late night flip-flops in his hotel room. Did he do handstands during the campaign? Hmmm...

(Denny Crane: "Sometimes you can only look for answers from God and failing that... and Fox News".)

[pageonetoo]

"I'm Denny Crane. I'm the biggest ass..." -9/30/2005

I tried to watch the season opener. It shows Spader and Captain Kirk walking down the sidewalks, in black suits and shades, like Tommy Lee Jones and Will Smith, with the theme from "Peter Gunn" blasting. They stop in the middle of the street. Spader looks at the Captain, and says, "we look great, don't we?"... They continue on the sidewalks, shoulders together, and force a lady to walk around them.

What a waste of time. I tried, but only made it twenty minutes into the show. After watching the Captain repeatedly ogle, and drool over, Heather Locklear (the real reason I was watching), I decided I needed to trim my toenails...