LOL!
I thought it was a truly bad idea dealing with high energy physics that I don't understand.
Like, even small objects converting their mass into energy explosively would destroy lots of stuff.
Large stuff.
Well, there are the three of us now.
And my sister will say something innocuous, and then watch the eldest of us and myself do stuff.
We did discover that her one "ex-boyfriend" did NOT have dissassembly instructions printed on him.
Yes, we were crushed by that.
He was somewhat saddened by that too.
[note the quotation marks..]
Yes, two kids staying where you can see them -in my family at least- minimizes collateral damage and possible insurance settlements.
LOL
From your tales, I would suspect that the insurance settlements could get quite expensive. :)