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A poem for all (I think that you have never got, A poem as lovely as this zot)
me | 09/24/2005 | Creeper, as told to Joyce Killmore-Trolles

Posted on 09/24/2005 11:23:20 AM PDT by creeperdavis

A poem


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To: Do not dub me shapka broham

LOL!! :-)


2,041 posted on 10/12/2005 9:28:38 AM PDT by cyborg (I'm on the 24 plan having the best day ever.)
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To: King Prout

I suppose that you could add me to the "One Ping" list, but you may have to send a lexicon with it.

What is Undead Threadery?


2,042 posted on 10/12/2005 9:28:42 AM PDT by Alice au Wonderland
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To: Alice au Wonderland
What is Undead Threadery?

Existentialism already?

What is the sound of one hand clapping upside a Trolls head? If a Troll is zotted in the forest, does it still make a sound? How many Trolls can be impaled on the head of a pin?

Does a thread like this really require a point?

Did we mention we are heading for Mars? Oh yeah... Welcome. ;-)

Oh yeah... I think NickNamedBob posts a run down of our various adventures and follies. It's a long read, but feel free to just jump right in. The waters fine and the sharks are confined to the moat. ;-)

2,043 posted on 10/12/2005 9:35:35 AM PDT by Dead Corpse (Anyone who needs to be persuaded to be free, doesn't deserve to be. -El Neil)
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To: scott0347
Oh, yeah! Margueritaville!


2,044 posted on 10/12/2005 9:37:42 AM PDT by Lady Jag (I dreamed I surfed all day in my monthly donor wonder bra [https://secure.freerepublic.com/donate])
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To: scott0347
My understanding of the procedures regarding resolutions at Convention is minimal. I have asked for more information from knowledgeable sources and am awaiting the replies.

I hope that resolutions are defeated by a straight up and down vote, for that will make my task (stirring up the populace and defeating the resolution) easier. If debate is called for, however, I will have to prep our delegates with facts in order to refute Kapp's "explanation". The more facts I have, the better.
2,045 posted on 10/12/2005 9:41:43 AM PDT by Alice au Wonderland
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To: Dead Corpse

I agree. The cake is only an excuse to dish up the ice cream, champagne, and strawberries.


2,046 posted on 10/12/2005 9:45:27 AM PDT by Tax-chick (When bad things happen, conservatives get over it!)
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To: concretebob

Hello!

I appreciate your response but must plead ignorance of the terms ROE, IOW, and LIP. Would you be kind enough to explain them?

Thank you.


2,047 posted on 10/12/2005 9:53:57 AM PDT by Alice au Wonderland
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To: Alice au Wonderland
Certainly

ROE: Rules of Engagement The guidelines under which troops in-country operate

IOW: In Other Words

LIP: Land Indeginous Personnel: The Iraqi citizens.

2,048 posted on 10/12/2005 9:59:43 AM PDT by concretebob (We should give anarchists what they want. Then we can kill them and not worry about jailtime.)
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To: Dead Corpse
If this thread ever gets to the point where it has a point, I'm taking point..
the last thing I need is another point.
2,049 posted on 10/12/2005 10:04:09 AM PDT by concretebob (We should give anarchists what they want. Then we can kill them and not worry about jailtime.)
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To: concretebob

We had a Topic, but it got melted in the dishwasher, along with the lid to the plastic butter dish. Maybe NicknamedBob will get us a new one for Veterans' Day.


2,050 posted on 10/12/2005 10:05:55 AM PDT by Tax-chick (When bad things happen, conservatives get over it!)
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To: King Prout; Alice au Wonderland; Darkchylde

I dragged my sis kicking and screaming into the forum.
She wanders through once in awhile..


2,051 posted on 10/12/2005 10:13:32 AM PDT by Darksheare (Cellphones, the Wholly Roamin' Empire.)
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To: concretebob

Kinda pointless. I'm not just stuning handsome, I'm also part of the pointy-headed geek crowd. Not sure that needed to be pointed out but I figured as long as we were pointing out all the various points that that one should be pointed too.


2,052 posted on 10/12/2005 10:32:59 AM PDT by Dead Corpse (Anyone who needs to be persuaded to be free, doesn't deserve to be. -El Neil)
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To: Alice au Wonderland
NOW you done went and did it !!?!!

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2,053 posted on 10/12/2005 10:33:36 AM PDT by Delta 21 (MKC USCG-ret)
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To: Alice au Wonderland; King Prout

Welcome to Free Republic.


2,054 posted on 10/12/2005 10:35:50 AM PDT by tuliptree76 (You can find me in the library reading tax books.)
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To: Alice au Wonderland; sionnsar; Conspiracy Guy; MeekOneGOP; Darksheare; timpad

Undead Threadery would best be explained by sionnsar, but I'll give it a whack...

About 15 months ago, a really dumb Donk (democrat) made a FABULOUSLY stupid post on FR.

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-backroom/1163131/posts

This "troll" (aka: Moby, DUmmy, asshat leftist puke) was promptly set upon and torn asunder by the Doughty Warriors of the VKS (Viking Kitty Society).

At some point, the troll was ZOT!ted (exterminated, kicked off FR, account banned) by one of the Almighty Mods (be VERY afraid!). At that point, that thread officially became a "ZOT!" thread.

Now, trolls "catch the ZOT!" here on FR many times per day.

Most of the time, their threads or posts are deleted when their user accounts are nuked. However, for a variety of reasons, sometimes the Almighty Mods deign to allow us to wreak havok on the thread. Usually the fun continues for not longer than 24 hours - usually far, far less.

However, on that one particular thread, the stomping went on and on... and on... and ON...

Part of the initial longevity stems from the concurrent but unrelated thread posted by a FReeper named "al baby", in which two of the first True Freeperisms were coined: "stune" and "beeber"

So far as I know, the first iteration of Undeadness came here:
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-backroom/1163131/posts?page=352#352
where Conspiracy Guy asked The Scourge of Yazid (now known as Do not dub me shapka broham... don't ask me, I don't know why he did that) "I thought this thread had died."

Darksheare added to the necromancy with #366: "Thread isn't dead uintil we who are the Nexus of Thread Killing Power congregate and annihilate the thread's hit points.
There are many of us, and we don't know who all the nexii are.."

Throw in the efforts of many of the keenest wits and funniest wags on the site, and the thread kept on growing.

I came rather late to the party, though as of right now I don't know where exactly that was or who dragged me in, dammit...

The first real indication of Undeadhood comes at Conspiracy Guy's post#859, I believe...

well, anyway, someone at some point got the wild notion of rolling the thread until it blew out the server's per-thread post limit (65,535 posts), and the Beast That Can't Be Killed was born.

The RKBA was brought into being somewhere in the low 3000's IIRC...

(Timpad? M'Lord, as Our Wizard and Finder of Lost Things, would you be a dear and find Our first post, and discover the genesis of the RKBA?
Hrmn?
Yes, yes... that's interesting, but We don't think We shall attempt it: It sounds uncomfortable and... anatomically improbable.
nevermind, then.)

Anyway, we loons have been at it ever since.


2,055 posted on 10/12/2005 10:42:48 AM PDT by King Prout (19sep05 - I want at least 2 Saiga-12 shotguns. If you have leads, let me know)
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To: tuliptree76

heya, tulip.
whatcha doin' fer lunch, aside frum slummin' online?


2,056 posted on 10/12/2005 10:46:15 AM PDT by King Prout (19sep05 - I want at least 2 Saiga-12 shotguns. If you have leads, let me know)
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To: Alice au Wonderland
Welcome Aboard!

You certainly got guts to jump into this mess!

Dont forget to work on your profile page. RKBA bylaws state that all nOObs are required to spend at least 2-3 hours per DAY practicing and improving upon their sarcastic abilities either here or one of the numerous ZOT threads.

Be sure to let us all know when you get your first ZOT. We could all use another reason to celebrate!

2,057 posted on 10/12/2005 10:48:54 AM PDT by Delta 21 (MKC USCG-ret)
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To: King Prout

I have office hours right now, so I'm just sitting at my desk working on stuff.


2,058 posted on 10/12/2005 10:51:19 AM PDT by tuliptree76 (You can find me in the library reading tax books.)
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To: Delta 21
Be sure to let us all know when you get your first ZOT.

I still haven't gotten a zot yet.

2,059 posted on 10/12/2005 10:52:54 AM PDT by tuliptree76 (You can find me in the library reading tax books.)
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To: Delta 21; Alice au Wonderland
Here's a more or less Official Beeber Stuner...

This is what it looks like when used properly...


2,060 posted on 10/12/2005 11:04:35 AM PDT by Dead Corpse (Anyone who needs to be persuaded to be free, doesn't deserve to be. -El Neil)
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