Nah, I'd give a Darwin Award to the two Palestinians who tried to mug a suicide bomber last year, while he was on a mission. Instead the bomber detonated his explosives, killing all three of them. I don't know if any of them qualified for the 72 virgins.
As for the incident in the parade, after hearing about the Palestinians destroying synagogues and even greenhouses in the areas vacated by the Israelis, I needed a story with a happy ending. Thanks, everyone.