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I think that if I were going to run for office, [I won’t because I’m not a masochist] I’d love to have Ann Coulter as my speechwriter. The same would be true if I decided to become a stand-up comic. Which is practically the same thing if you’re Ted Kennedy or Joe Biden. They qualify in both categories.

Who else but Ann could come up with supporting cloning as long as it is Justice Thomas, to seat an all black panel of Supreme Court Justices? True creativity works like this. Once it’s said, you think, I could have thought of that, but of course you didn’t, and the reason is simple. You have to be Ann Coulter to come up with this stuff.

No matter how much you might think she is wrong about Roberts, could you have thought to refer to him as the “Rorschach blot”? Only Ann Coulter has the twisted sense of humor necessary to come up with this one word’er. Ok we might have come up with “what would Reagan Do”, but how many of us “normal” people would have come up with “staging die-ins” against Rehnquist? You’ve got to admit that Ann does make you think “more differently”. Making associations that only certain mental patients are capable of doing is what I mean to say, but I meant that as a compliment to Ann. I think all really funny people are nuts. It’s about time that a true wit like Ann also turns out to be tall, beautiful, strong conservative. I’m tired of Beth Midler and Rosie O'Donnell for a while.

In spite of her good looks and wit, I think Ann is probably surfing E-Harmony.com and looking for a Scalia or Thomas in a bathrobe. I say this because she did refer to Scalia as a “hot-blooded Italian”. What else am I supposed to think? I mean I like Scalia in a manly sort of way. I’d even put up with the cigar smoke. At lest he only smokes them, which is more than we can say about Bill Clinton.

If the President wants to get on Ann’s good side, it appears he will have to eliminate the income tax, start world war III, and remove everyone from the United States who can only speak Spanish, or simply nominate the “hot-blooded Italian” as the Chief Justice.

Making publicity hound Chuck Schumer the pubic face of the Democratic Party is a really ugly idea Ann, or is that what you meant? And how can you say that Bush fulfilled all this campaign promises to liberals? We’re still the US and not the USSR? I think you’re giving Bush too much credit.

Bill Clinton as the “aging porn star”, that’s the first accurate description I’ve ever heard of him. You have to give this girl credit for holding back how she feels about people. It’s almost too complimentary actually.