1. If she wears to much make-up...stay away.
2. If her finger nails and toe nails are constantly polished and manicured....stay away.
3. If she is perpetually tanned....stay away
4. If she can't be seen wearing anything other than the latest fashions....stay away.You forgot my fave - if she wears very, very (2 verys+) pointy shoes, stay away.