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And I thought Six Flags was a pretty safe place to take a date.
1 posted on 09/13/2005 10:40:13 AM PDT by Cowman
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To: King Prout

PING. A good laugh!


49 posted on 09/13/2005 11:03:03 AM PDT by Translates
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To: Cowman

Was it the corkscrew, the loop-the-loop, or just the ups and downs? More research is needed here.


51 posted on 09/13/2005 11:03:33 AM PDT by eggman (Democrat party - The black hole of liberalism from which no rational thought can escape.)
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To: Cowman

Her inside parts must have just been knocked around to the correct locations...Voila'. Everything is fixed. :)


53 posted on 09/13/2005 11:04:48 AM PDT by madison10
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To: Cowman

wow. I need to get out more.


55 posted on 09/13/2005 11:07:05 AM PDT by Rakkasan1 (The faster you finish the fight, the less shot you will get.)
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To: Cowman

That's one hell of a joyride...


58 posted on 09/13/2005 11:09:42 AM PDT by StoneColdGOP ("The Republican Party is the France of politics" - Laz)
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To: Cowman; dead

How did you beat dead posting this article?


59 posted on 09/13/2005 11:10:03 AM PDT by 1Old Pro
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So the sperm count increases on a roller coaster. Wonder if they'll do it again for the 2nd child?


67 posted on 09/13/2005 11:21:58 AM PDT by lilylangtree
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Reminds me of a story Rush told on his show years ago. A woman managed to get pregnant standing on her head after using a turkey baster ...


75 posted on 09/13/2005 11:34:53 AM PDT by manwiththehands
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And in other news Bill Clinton anoounced that he was heading to Hassloch, Germany.
Clinton said that he has developed a sudden interest in rollar coasters and the Germany has some of the best ones in the world.


84 posted on 09/13/2005 11:42:55 AM PDT by HereInTheHeartland (Iowa State 57 -- Iowa 3)
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Yeah, but the baby was born really flat and stretched out.


86 posted on 09/13/2005 11:44:29 AM PDT by manic4organic (We won. Get over it.)
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Just so long as she yelled "Weee!!" and threw her hands over her head at the top of the hill. Something to let her husband know she appreciated the ride.


89 posted on 09/13/2005 11:48:45 AM PDT by Puddleglum (Thank God the Boston blowhard lost)
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Was she on dem "Wild Pimmel?"


113 posted on 09/13/2005 2:05:42 PM PDT by toddlintown (Your papers please.)
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There was a a lady in Deutschland, 
who couldn't herself get pregnant,
She rode a carney with husband Arnie,
And...

(We'd better stop here - the next rhyme may be unsuitable for a family forum)
114 posted on 09/13/2005 2:07:21 PM PDT by Revolting cat! ("In the end, nothing explains anything!")
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ping


115 posted on 09/13/2005 2:37:10 PM PDT by windcliff
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I wonder what the safety sign looked like: "You must be this big to ride this roller coaster."

-PJ

121 posted on 09/13/2005 3:35:54 PM PDT by Political Junkie Too (It's still not safe to vote Democrat.)
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You can't make this stuff up!


125 posted on 09/13/2005 3:40:14 PM PDT by ladyinred (It is all my fault okay?)
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rollercoaster got her pregnant

OK, I've heard it all now. Next thing you know, some chick is going to blame by F150!

152 posted on 09/13/2005 7:03:55 PM PDT by Don Carlos (Me cache en los Moros. (Ancient Spanish curse))
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Shaken, not stirred...James Bond's favorite saying comes to mind.


156 posted on 09/13/2005 7:11:48 PM PDT by Radioactive (I'm on the radio..so I'm radioactive)
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I'm gonna keep off roller coasters! LOL!


160 posted on 09/13/2005 7:27:14 PM PDT by Exit148 (Founder of the Loose Change Club. Every nickle and dime counts!!)
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Free rides?? Sweet!

What if he doesn't like coasters?


174 posted on 09/13/2005 7:44:23 PM PDT by Danae ( Anál nathrach, orth' bháis's bethad, do chél dénmha)
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