New Questions from TED THE SWIMMER:
Judge Roberts, would you support allowing the SCOTUS to issue a special proclamation absolving drunken frat-boy politicians of all guilt when they kill their young mistresses and lie about the circumstances?
Judge Roberts, do you endorse obstruction of justice when committed by liberal politicians who are simply too delirious and depraved to know better?
Judge Roberts, I realize you're kind of a square guy, but would you understand if I allow my family members to rape, pillage and steal as long as we say we are liberal holier-than-thou self-righteous pigs?
Judge Roberts, would you allow a sitting President to lie under oath if it's considered by some to be a 'personal matter'?