Here's what we need to do. Go to Kentucky and central/western Virginia and everywhere else there's a big frenzy on opening day of deer season. Organize a few dozen adventurous good ol' boys, fly 'em with their rifles to Afghanistan, tell 'em the reward is a case of Coors, and set 'em loose.
We'll have bin Laden bagged by Monday.
Love it ! But make it Miller or Bud and you have a deal. Southern boys don't do Coors down here!
or at least 20 does in burkhas