Al Gore blasts Bush; personally airlifted Katrina victims

Associated Press ^ | September 09. 2005 5:06PM | TERENCE CHEA

[youngtory]

LOL, that's hilarious.

[Safetgiver]

You been swimming in Lake Nagin again, cutesy? Tee-hee is all there is about you.

[OESY]

Al Gore rides to the rescue!

[WestTexasWend]

OMG...hilarious!

[Mr. Silverback]

We can only wish that Al Gore were serving his second term right now, so that our country could have avoided 9/11, Katrina's destruction of the Gulf Coast, the Iraq war, high unemployment, and other disasters of the GWB years.

1. Please explain how Al Gore would have prevented 9/11.

2. Please explain how Al Gore would have turned Katrina away from the Gulf Coast.

3. Please explain why an unemployment rate that is the same or lower than Clinton's is now "high."

4. Stop hiding under your desk and answer...

As a The Big Six Questions of Ultimate Iraqi Wisdom!

Finish one or more of the following sentences and show us the boffo supra-genius reasoning that lead you to it:

1. Iraq was not a terrorist state, and my case for this assertion is...

2. Even though Iraq harbored, trained and funded terroists, it was not a legitimate target because...

3. We should not be fighting the War on Terror at all because...

4. The current level of military casualties in a 3 year war that started with the slaughter of 3,000 noncombatants on our home soil in 90 minutes is a huge problem because...(Note: Before answering this question, you may want to review the number of casualties experienced by the U.S. in WWII, or at Shiloh or Cold Harbor, or in any particular week of the Tet Offensive.)

5. If we leave terrorist states up and running, I foresee the next major terrorist attack will be prevented by...

6. My specific backup (a particular quoted statement, with time, date and context) for my oft-repeated charge that Bush lied to get us into the Iraq War is...