I mean, I'm glad she's rescued..but he's EVERYWHERE!!!
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Don't you know that Geraldo gets super powers from his mustache. The longer it grows, the more impervious his skin becomes to bacteria and toxins.
After a couple more days, he will be able to personally walk into water of any depth and carry people out with one hand, a microphone in the other, and a single tear coming out of his left eye.