I would burn down my home, sell the dirt of the entire lot to a depth of 30ft and then fill the lot trench with toxic waste.
"I would burn down my home, sell the dirt of the entire lot to a depth of 30ft and then fill the lot trench with toxic waste."
I would hide 5 small bottles of mercury, tell them I hid 8, then watch them go nuts trying to find the other 3 before they could demolish the house.