Breaking News on Rush - Sex causes Pregnancy (in response to Canton, OH school)

August 24, 2005 | Kerretarded

[Petronski]

This story broke yesterday, here on Free Republic.

[MaryFromMichigan]

WOWO 1190 in Ft. Wayne, Ind. streams a delayed broadcast of Rush's show, so if any one missed it...

[martin_fierro]

I think you missed my thrust.

[Eagle of Liberty]

Would have been really funny if it were 69 of 490.

[NeoCaveman]

True.

I just hope the public can handle this knowledge.

[goodnesswins]

No..No..No....BROCCOLI PREVENTS pregnancy......right?

[Eagle of Liberty]

I think you missed my thrust.

LOL. Thrust. Nope. Got it.

"The Troy Trojans are a source of pride

[Eagle of Liberty]

LOL.

A girl in HS asked a few of us if you could get pregnant by swallowing "the white stuff". After we stopped laughing, we told her no.

[Disambiguator]

Hey, that thing's expired!

[Polyxene]

BROCCOLI PREVENTS pregnancy......right?

I thought it was GARLIC!

[rockabyebaby]

Sex causes pregnancy

Get outta town!

Ask any good Catholic, or at least one that attended Catholic school, kissing can cause pregnancy, yep, the nuns say so.

[Matchett-PI]

bttt !! Who knew??? LOL

[rockabyebaby]

Exp 061799! LMAO, that could cause a problem!! BIG NEWS ----- SEX causes pregnancy, alas, sex with an expired condom can definetly cause pregnancy!

[TommyDale]

"Hey, that thing's expired!

Maybe he should take it out of the wallet now?

[Tanniker Smith]

My grandmother once told me that when she was a young lady, the nuns told the girls that anyone who wanted to know all about this should come to a class after school.

Many girls went to the assigned classroom at the assigned time where they then told "Never you mind about those filthy things." (or something like that) and then sat quietly for the rest of the class. Self-imposed detention, I guess.

TS
(I only attest to the fact that my grandmother told me this, but grandmothers never stretch the truth, right?)

[rockabyebaby]

Grandmothers NEVER stretch the truth, especially those that attended Catholic school, as bizzare as their stories sound, trust me, they are true!!! I am a product of Catholic school and we were told that kissing could cause pregnancy, now if you think it out, one thing leads to another and yes eventually kissing can lead/cause pregnancy, but it was not presented to us in that manner, we were told outright, kissing causes pregnancy, we were also told holding hands causes pregnancy, at school dances the nuns would carry rulers, if we were dancing to close to our partners, a nun would slide the ruler between us and tell us to leave room for the Holy Ghost, (back then he was a Ghost, not a Spirit as he is currently known!!) Ah, yes, a trip down memory lane is always entertaining!

[Cinnamon]

you mena sex causes pregnancies? I need to see proof of this study

[oldglory]

I wondered where those 4 kids came from!??

Who knew????

[CATravelAgent]

Me thinks their mascot should be the "tadpoles"

[XJarhead]

Timken is a joint vocational school, not the "standard" high school in the Canton district. That means it gets all the kids who have no intentional of going to college.

In a way, that's remarkably revealing. These will be the same people who some will claim are "disadvantaged" because they didn't get to go to college, yet you can see how their own behaviors are more than enough to screw up their lives.